Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title...

Postal workers charged with taking bribes to deliver drugs, Homeless duo walking 800 miles to Key West with Great Dane cause traffic jam, Wife of accused burglar says husband was at swingers club during crime, Inside the world's raunchiest sex-tech festival

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Woman pulls gun after a fight over last notebook at Walmart 'Back-To-School' sale, Catholic church fined for violating Utah liquor law, Pumpkin spice deodorant, Company selling luggage slipcovers that have the owner's face on them, Family pissed after daughter receives 'Whit Trash' sticker from gumball machine at Family Dollar store

The 'dirtiest' sixty seconds in Orlando radio

Florida Man threatens parents in school pick-up line with rifle, Mom charged after teachers find 'Jesus Loves' tattoo on 12-yr-old girl, Man shows up in thong at court to protest bong and pot seizure, Boy has surgery to remove 26 magnets from his penis

Restaurant workers caught doing food prep outside on the ground next to dumpster, Woman found dead in at 'It's Not Dead' punk rock festival, World Clown Association is pissed at Stephen King, Hurricane rescuers ro shots on boat--reporter thinks they are sharing water

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Two men seriously injured by Spanish town's 'cruelty free' alternative to bull running, Lunatic believed his buddy was a killer robot when he unleashed his pit bull on him, Boat ramp mishap, Largest cocaine bust in Ontario history nets a literal 'wall' of pure cocaine