Drugged driver passes out and slams car into Merritt Island rehab facility, High school in Berlin has to install 'prostitution fence', America has a huge constipation problem, Florida elementary students applauded for respect of American flag

Family breaks museum's 800-year-old coffin, Flint, Michigan councilman charged after pawning city laptop 9 times, Map shows which food people hate the most by state, Man's sign telling panhandlers to 'get a job' brings attention and altercations

Twitter suspended a user after sexually harassing Tony the Tiger, Northwestern University rowing team member who drowned did not know how to swim, Liquor license approved for new funeral home, Man tried to prevent car from being repossessed jumped onto moving tow truck and proceeded to go nuts with a crowbar

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Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Orange County auto theft suspect arrested after stopping to watch eclipse, Police looking for couple they lost after asking them to 'wait' at hotel while they served search warrant on their car that contained shopping list of drugs, Pathetic adult novelty store thief makes getaway with 'Bangin' Betty' masturbator in Dodge Minivan, NYC cops looking for gang of thieves who are ransacking athletic shoe stores

Man trying to film close-up of oncoming train now in critical condition, Police send street musician home to 'practice' after receiving noise complaints, Vegas oddsmakers are screwed if McGregor wins Saturday night, Taco Bob tells the story of the time he slept with a homeless woman, For only the 4th time you can tour the site of 'Camp Crystal Lake' where they filmed Friday The 13th

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

Guy finishes 9-month stint in jail then punches a guard on the way out, A dad built an app to prevent his teen from ignoring his texts, Farmer thanks firefighters who saved pigelts in barn fire by serving them up as sausages at bbq, Mapping the most and least troll-ridden places in the U.S.

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