Marc is the play-by-play voice of The UCF Knights and the host of The Beat of Sports on FM 96.9 The Game

Wona arrested after snorting cocaine off iPhone in school pick-up line, Man's widow and girlfriend wind up brawling at his funeral, Michigan man killed while trying to spread father's ashes into Lake Superior

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on FM 96.9 The Game

The worst that humanity has to offer vie for the weekly title...

Lawsuit claims Poland Spring Water is a 'colossal fraud', Tour bus accidentally leaves pajama-clad drummer in Walmart parking--does not realize until they are 500 miles down the road, 'Vagina Nails' are an emerging fashion statement, Man with late night munchies is so drunk he eats entire styrofoam box that fast food sandwich was served in

McDonald's drive-thru passenger pulls out replica AR-15 rifle after ice cream dispute, Virgin Atlantic Airlines survey reveals 41% of their male passengers cry during in-flight movies, Park's bathroom shut down after incidents involving kinky sex acts with vegetables

UPdate: Woman who set man on fire then doused him with bucket of urine has died, DUI suspect claims he was drinking on doctors orders, Ocean City cops looking for man who beat seagull to death with a beach umbrella, Gronk is willing to buy jersey number 69 from teammate

Falcons new stadium features a Chick-Fil-A that will be closed on Sundays, Giant tortoise escapes zoo and makes it 450 feet in two weeks, Chuck E. Cheese is killing of their animatronic animal band, Amazon is about to take on Ticketmaster in the ticket-selling business

Mike is the sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of Open Mike on sports radio FM 96.9 The Game

Bonnie Tyler will sing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' during actual eclipse, Woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line St. John's county pier and swam off with his lure, One in five people can't name a single author, We have a new 'worst first pitch' ever after last night's Red Sox game