I read a lot of legal documents and celebrate white privilege.

Quick updates on Wuhan, Girlcocks, Schizos, and a lot of minor stories.

Boomer-killing virus takes the 24-hour news cycle by storm, GNOME takes a CoC, Onision drops a baby off a roof, Yaniv bashes the fash, and a 30 minute critical analysis of Boogie telling lies.

Phil goes bankrupt, the curse of Encyclopedia Dramatica claims another admin, Boogie eats a dog.

Gotta get down on Friday. Greasing up my entry to a new timeslot with some quality content. Recapping the Fuentes controversy, recent drama with the #Killstream, I sample some halal meat to fill a void, Steve Horner leaves me some voicemail, and Opie & Anthony ex-fans petition for help.

Stuck in a weird daydream about animatronic pizza mascots, I get really mad on the Internet at the real world and yell so loud about Europe my neighbor rings my doorbell at some point.

Intro: Living in the USA - Chuck E. Cheese ft. My Google Voice Ringtone
https://youtu.be/QFYyugzt-7g?t=310

Outro: world.execute(me); - Mili
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA

I usher in the New Decade by vaguely recalling some things that happened last year while desperately trying to avoid a sense of impending doom. A special thank you to my podcast frens for a fun 2019.

Andrew Torba busts balls and makes a fool of himself, Lowtax sipping Mangosteen while letting people do it for free, Chantal goes on a 6 hour diet, Greta wins TIME's person of the year.

Colombian girls prefer dogs over cats, Chantal pops, DarkSydePhil saves YouTube again, cautious optimism for BitChute livestreaming, Boogie2488 finds God, and we mourn the passing of Simba Lion.

Simba Lion shoots some cops, Chantal has surgery, Lowtax loses his wife and daughter, and Onision wants attention.

https://madattheinternet.com/thankful-for-ambien-november-27th-2019/

Intro: Thanksgiving Theme - Vince Guaraldi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KJeS1MdYWc

Outro: America - XYLØ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pryb1VugJq4