What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you won’t get to hear because of copyright laws. So you better tune into the next one!

You can still donate to this week's charity, Care International, by hitting this link.

Tap here to watch the next live stream on 26th October!

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Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun.

Join us for our next live stream! It's on October 19th, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) Here's the link to watch live on YouTube.

And if you'd like to donate to this week's charity, UNICEF, you can visit the GoFundMe page here.

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A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfect Halloween costume for introverts, and an exciting update from last week's lottery winner!

The next live stream will be on Sunday 12th Octover 2025 at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it here:

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This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted wedding dresses, forcing your friends to admit they have ADHD, and rigging the lottery.

You can still donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians here!

And you can watch our next Live Stream on October 5th here!

As always, you can email [email protected] with your questions or requests, and we shall endeavour to ask the spirits for you.

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Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you've never seen?

Highlights from Magenta & Bernard's weekly YouTube livestream, recorded 21st September 2025, with an audience of beloved tragic fans.

This week, we are raising money for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link.⁠

M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 28th SEPTEMBER - ⁠here's the link to watch, and to sign up for a reminder.

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Magenta and Bernard are back!

It’s a new season of our chat podcast  - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity!

From now on, M&B will be holding an almost-weekly live stream on YouTube, on Sundays, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET).

These live streams are a chance for fans of the esoteric to get together, have silly goofy fun, stand up for what we believe in, ask esoteric questions, denounce the government, and listen to Bernard rocking out on the guitar. 

And best of all, each week, we'll be raising money for a different charity. This time, we raised £170 for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link.

M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 21st SEPTEMBER - here's the link to watch, and sign up for a reminder.

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Magenta and Bernard are doing a YouTube Livestream THIS TUESDAY 15th July!

Tune in to the Long Cat Media YouTube Channel from 6pm-10pm BST (that's UK time).

We're going to be raising money for MAP (Medical Aid for Palestinians) all evening. Please do check out our JustGiving page, and if you want to submit a question for Magenta in advance of the stream, all you have to do is make a donation and ask your question in the comments box!

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It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one)

It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode!

This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC!

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It's WHAM episode 5!

This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM.

If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES.

That's really all you need to know.

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It's WHAM episode 4!

It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale!

Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies.

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