Madonna is back! Well, actually she never went anywhere, but she's here to tell you she's creating a new persona. One that involves Sabrina Carpenter, evidently. Listen to me get into Coachella weekend 2 and the fabulous duet between these pop divas. I discuss everything from Madge's stolen corset, her new sequel album, and my hot take on her aversion to collaborating with women she feels threatened by. After that, I go off on Anne Hathaway's latest film, Mother Mary (2026), where she plays a sopping wet pop star. Sadly, the film did not live up to my high (gay) expectations. Lastly, I have to touch on the recent Practical Magic 2 (2026) trailer. Why on earth does every fantasy adjacent film these days need to look like some tech nerd produced it on discord?! Bring back good cinematography! Well, I guess I have a lot to b!tch about this episode... Listen now! <3