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"Who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves?" - Friedrich Nietzsche

Familialarity, written and performed by Ivan Wilkinson.

Ivan is a prolific writer and performer, and the co-founder of theatre company Quill and Inkling, Ivan has written adaptations of The Scarlet Pimpernel, The Prisoner of Zenda, Beowulf, The Three Musketeers and Kidnapped.

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It's time to revisit the OG Magenta & Bernard podcast...

There's a new season of Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, and it's a bit different to all the others. Listen on to find out more!

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Today we present to you the first episode of Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next!

If you're a fan of Futurama, Adventure Time, or Rick and Morty, then you'll enjoy Desert Skies too.

It's also got quite a bit of that Douglas Adams feel as well - that meeting of the mundane and the fantastical that's so much fun.

You can find and listen to the first season of Desert Skies anywhere you listen to podcasts. Our thanks to Desert Skies for sponsoring us.

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This month, Magenta and Bernard introduce you to another peculiar tale... in the form of the podcast HANNAHPOCALYPSE.

Hannahpocalypse is a fourth wall breaking serial comedy/horror audio drama that follows the last zombie, Hannah; who’s ‘living’ her best life over 150 years after the zombie apocalypse has come and gone. All the while Cali, a scout for a thriving settlement, looks to make a mark on the world but is coming up bust. Destined to collide, zombie and human will be forced into an unlikely friendship amid a wasteland full of unfriendly robots left over from the ‘bad old days’. It’s a story of friendship, love, robots and a girl who eats people.

Hannahpocalypse is another great show from the Fable & Folly Network.

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Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this.

Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.

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Magenta Presents... Douglas Speaking, by Lindsay Sharman.

A story of a man who talks to himself.

Lindsay is the writer and director of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, and Ghosted.

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Magenta Presents... the story of a woman going through some big changes.

The Paper Witch, written Shaun Baines, performed by Beth Eyre.

Shaun Baines is a writer who lives in a damp cottage in Scotland. He has ugly chickens and an ugly dog. His Holly Fleet mysteries and Daniel Dayton thrillers are available on Amazon. He also runs comedypilotpresents.com, a podcast showcasing the best in new sitcom writing.

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Magenta Presents... a shocking tale from returning creepmeister Mason Ball, entitled The House Is Not Haunted.

Mason’s work can be found at his website, including his novel The Thirty-Five Timely & Untimely Deaths Of Cumberland County, together with short story collections, fairy tales, poetry and more…

Mason also moonlights as cabaret host Benjamin Louche at London's award-winning Lynchian cabaret institution The Double R Club

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Magenta Presents... Alexander Frador, by Suzanne Andrade.

A story of a woman with a terrible memory.

Suzanne Andrade is the co-founder and co-artistic director of the multi-award-winning London theatre company 1927.

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents!

Magenta and Bernard begin by meeting their tragic fans and solving a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes.

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