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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded...

... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at.

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap...

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Greetings, Bernard here! And today Magenta and I would like to introduce you to another wonderful show from the Fable & Folly podcast network.

It's called Sorry About The Murder - or rather "SAWRY ABOOT THE MRRDRR EH!"

Alright, I won't do any more Canadian accents from now on.

Anyway, Sorry About The Murder is a very Canadian murder mystery podcast, set in the perfect little town of Beavermont Ontario.

That's really all you need to know - it's a wonderful cosy black comedy of a show, with lovely writing and a colourful cast of characters. 

It's a sort of Garrison Keillor-ish Murder She Wrote. What a joy. 

And given that a lot of it takes place in an ice rink, because, you know, Canada, It's also full of brilliant kitsch organ music which greatly appeals to me.

And for Brits like us, it's a very interesting insight into what these small Canadian towns are like. I mean, minus the murder. Presumably. I don't know, actually. I get the impression it's not that common.

Anyway, Season 1 is complete and out now, and it's very short - 8 episodes, 10-15 minutes long - so you could kill the whole thing in one sitting over a delicious poutine and a bottle of Stubbies beer. 

Sorry About The Murder is available wherever you get your podcasts. And here is episode 1, entitled BONJOUR, BEAVERMOUNT.

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf.

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Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this.

Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.

Head over to WHAM and listen now!

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place...

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Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.

That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!

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Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!

Are you ready to RAWWWWK?

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Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!

Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.

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