Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dulled Mags' ability to tell fortunes, espouse wild conspiracy theories about the Moon, and raise money for International Rescue Committee.

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It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry about people who claim to like the feeling of sand between their toes.

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It's time for Scorpio to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!

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It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!

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We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum!

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This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title.

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It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost story, and a new (perfect) epic fantasy name generator.

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It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with a pinch of salt.

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Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. Perfect, one might say, for a long drive in the wintertime (RIP Chris Rea).

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Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to tune in next time to see him in all his glory.

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