Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

It’s definitely not a cult! Why do people keep saying that? It’s just another… CHARITY LIVESTREAM with Madame Magenta and Bernard! Songs! Fortunes! Good hangs! Money for good causes! All of that and more (by which we mean, possible cat appearances).

This week, M&B are raising money for REACT Disaster Relief, a very interesting charity which Magenta will tell you about. You can also head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's two songs from this live stream - Sour Grapes (Cass Elliot), and Xanadu (ELO and Olivia Newton John).

Join us next week for another... CHARITY LIVESTREAM on Sunday 4th October! Here's the ol' YouTube link here

And you can still donate to this week's charity campaign, here.

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WATCH the recording of our London Podcast Festival live show on YouTube here!

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It's been three weeks since the last charity live stream, but M&B are back! And this week, we are raising money for two excellent Palestine charities: Medical Aid For Palestinians (MAP) and Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF). And we're very much not playing any Ed Sheeran.

Head over to YouTube to see the full video of this stream, including the songs that have to be cut for the podcast version. This week, M&B sang together twice: Livin' On A Prayer (Bon Jovi) and I Know Him So Well (Elaine Paige & Barbara Dickson).

You can still donate to this week's two charities on the campaign page here

And join us next week for the next live stream, here

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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On this live stream, we pay tribute to three of our favourite legends - Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and Sam Neill. Come join us for chat, music, live fortune telling, and raising money for Save the Children.

Head over to YouTube to watch the full version of this, including Bernard's songs! This week: Here You Come Again (Dolly Parton), Professional Pirate (Tim Curry/The Muppets), and Jurassic Park/I Will Always Love You (John Williams/Dolly Parton).

You can still donate to Save The Children on this week's charity campaign page, here.

Join us for the next live stream on Sunday 20th September, here!

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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We're back with another charity livestream, this week raising money for International Rescue Committee. And, incredibly, all donations made to IRC before the end of August will be tripled! So a fiver becomes £15! Incredible.

Head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs - this week: Somebody I Used To Know (Gotye), and Gin-Soaked Boy (The Divine Comedy).

You can still donate to IRC on this week's charity campaign page, here.

Join us for the next live stream on Sunday 30th August, here!

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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M&B are back for more live shenanigans! Answering your letters, and solving your problems. Email [email protected] to have your shit thoroughly sorted out!

This week's charity is Action Against Hunger - you can still donate to this week's campaign here!

And join us for the next charity live stream on Sunday 16th August, here!

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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It’s time to officially kick off Year 2 of Magenta & Bernard’s charity livestream! Can we beat £10,000 in our second year? Only one way to find out! Join us this week as we show off Bernard’s new super-fancy Angine de Poitrine style loop pedal, answer more listener letters, and raise money for an excellent cause: UNICEF.

Head on over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs from this live stream! This week: This Must Be The Place (Talking Heads), and Escape aka The Pina Colada Song (Rupert Holmes).

Join us for next week's stream on Sunday 9th August, here.

And you can still donate to this week's charity, here.

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Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London.

Tap here to buy tickets!

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Can you believe it? Magenta & Bernard have been holding weekly charity live streams for a full year! And even more excitingly, we are only £263.83 away from hitting £10,000 raised in that first year. Can we make it in the nick of time?

A 2-hour bumper special this week!

Head over to the YouTube version of this stream to hear Bernard's songs (which can't be played on the podcast version). In this episode: Birds Of A Feather (Billie Eilish) mixed with Everybody's Talking (Harry Nilsson), followed by Here There & Everywhere (The Beatles), Big Yellow Taxi (Joni Mitchell), Hold On (Tom Waits) and Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler).

You can still support this week's charity, Medical Aid for Palestinians, by going to this link.

And join us for our next YouTube live stream on Sunday August 2nd, here.

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Attention, fans of the esoteric! Magenta & Bernard are here with a very exciting announcement!

AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) will be live at the London Podcast Festival 2026.

The show is on Sunday September 6th, 4:30pm, at Kings Place, London (5 minute walk from Kings Cross station).

And you can get tickets by tapping this link right here!

This is part of an Audio Drama Day, and you'll want to stick around for other live shows by We Fix Space Junk, Camlann, Wooden Overcoats and more.

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How to buy Concessions tickets

There are concession rate tickets available for our show, but Kings Place doesn't make the process very clear, so we will guide you through it! Here's what to do.

- Create an account on the Kings Place website

- Once you've entered your details, go to the tab "Other Preferences"

- Here you will find a number of tickboxes. Here you can select any accessibility requirements you require.

- Scroll down to the heading "Sign up for our Income Support Scheme". This gives you tickboxes to say whether you receive Disability Benefit, Income Support, Pension Credit, Universal Credit, Job Seekers allowance, or you are a student.

- Select the option that fits your circumstances.

- Go back to our show listing, and select "Book Tickets"

- It will only offer Standard tickets, BUT - at the final checkout stage, you should see your concession discount! So you can now go ahead and buy your ticket.

That's it! If you have any problems, please do let us know, and we will help. We can't wait to meet you all there!

Laurence & Lindsay / Magenta & Bernard x

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The pandas of the WWF get the M&B treatment! The treatment being: we raise some money for them.

Head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs this week - Wild Thing (The Troggs) and The Plough (The Divine Comedy).

IMPORTANT! The next live stream will be a 2 hour special for our first anniversary of live streaming! But we'll be doing it on a different day, so as not to clash with the World Cup final. So the next stream will be on SATURDAY JULY 25th.

You can watch on YouTube here

And you can support next week's charity, Medical Aid For Palestinians, here.

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We're raising money for Greenpeace, and yeah, nah, yeah, this one has a lot of good Aussie accents mate? And we also invented a revolutionary (no pun intended) new air cooling system. Stick around for both of those things.

And don't forget, head on over to YouTube to hear the songs that we can't put into the podcasts! In this episode, Bernard played Let's Stay Together (Al Green), Solsbury Hill (Peter Gabriel) and Teardrop (Massive Attack).

Join us next week, when we'll be raising money for the World Wildlife Fund! Watch on YouTube here.

And you can still donate to this week's campaign by going to this link here

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