Magenta and Bernard are doing a YouTube Livestream THIS TUESDAY 15th July!

Tune in to the Long Cat Media YouTube Channel from 6pm-10pm BST (that's UK time).

We're going to be raising money for MAP (Medical Aid for Palestinians) all evening. Please do check out our JustGiving page, and if you want to submit a question for Magenta in advance of the stream, all you have to do is make a donation and ask your question in the comments box!

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It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one)

It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode!

This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC!

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It's WHAM episode 5!

This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM.

If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES.

That's really all you need to know.

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It's WHAM episode 4!

It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale!

Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies.

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It's WHAM episode 3!

It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES!

Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen.

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It's the second episode of WHAM!

Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us).

CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse

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It's WHAM episode 1!

Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment.

First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out.

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Today we're featuring the award winning fiction podcast How I Died - big thanks to them for sponsoring Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica. 

How I Died follows a coroner with a secret ability to speak to the dead.

As bodies start piling up in the morgue, coroner and forensic pathologist Jon Spacer uses his ability to talk to the dead to help the local police solve the case-of-the-week, while also tracking down clues about a mysterious serial killer.

It's like an X-Files-y police procedural that's both sinister and smart.

How I Died has received nearly four million downloads over three seasons. The series has over 40 episodes already released and available to listen to, with a new season currently in production.You're about to hear the very first episode from their first season.

You can find and listen to How I Died on any of your favourite podcast platforms. Our thanks to How I Died for sponsoring us!

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Today we would like to introduce a new murder mystery podcast: Who The Fuck Killed My Sister?

Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? follows amateur detective and reluctant true crime celebrity, Quinn. The story picks up a year after her sister's unsolved murder when Quinn finally gets her first big lead, which puts a target on her and everyone close to her. 

The entire 8-episode first season is available to binge right now on all of the usual podcast platforms, and you can find more info on their website whothefkilled.com

Our thanks to Who the Fuck Killed My Sister for their support.

And now, sit back, strap in (if you're driving because you shouldn't drive without doing that) and listen to Who The Fuck Killed My Sister Chapter 1

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Read the Transcripts

In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies in this, the final showdown of the season!

Special guest stars: Beth Eyre as Inzilbeth, and David K Barnes as Gilmikhad.

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