In this episode, the Main Creeps try another confection for our Old People Candy Series: Goldenberg's Peanut Chews, an old fashioned molasses chewy candy that's been around since 1917. Matt covers the second part of his telling of the Mad Butcher of Fayette County, this time delving into information on the suspects of the case, which includes a non-doctor wielding a sledgehammer for breaking stuff. The editor would like you to know she absolutely did not cut out MD Hammer.

This episode's food selection is from Say-Boy Restaurant, located at 1228 Country Club Rd #10, Fairmont, WV. Open Daily 11 AM-8 PM.

Here's what we ordered:

Shared: Almond crusted walleye, salmon cakes, Broasted chicken and potatoes, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes and gravy, baked sweet potato, bacon braised Brussels sprouts, salad, assorted homemade cheesecakes: Peanut butter, Almond Joy, and classic cherry

In this episode, Matt reveals that he’s found the light and error of his ways and attempts to convert Kelsey to some of that old time religion, a fellowship that is definitely not a cult in any way, with the reading of a really extremely long list. Kelsey audibly gulps at the number of Dont’s on said list. The Main Creeps also try to attempt loopholes so they can read the National Inquirer, profess love of tactical shorts and sodas named after wine, and Matt tried sweet potatoes against his interests. Creeps, remember to keep your happy face, don’t check out during the song, and stay away from Phyllis.

The Main Creeps try an assortment of Peeps related confections, a bizarre yellow vanilla carnival for the senses, against their better judgement. Kelsey grabbed original Peeps, Peeps themed cotton candy, and Peeps flavor gummies. Matt then briefly discusses the monster that was purported to be seen stalking the swamps of Fouke, Arkansas in the 70s, also known as the Boggy Creek Monster, as well as the merchandise and films that arose as a result of the increasing popularity of the bigfoot-like legends. Matt mistakes chonk for buff... Note: Please forgive the audio quality transition as one of the Creepy Hosts had to record remotely.

This episode's food selection is from Mia Margherita's Coal Fired Pizzeria, located at 139 Conference Center Way #137, Bridgeport, WV. Open Sun-Thu 11 AM-9 PM, Fri-Sat 11 AM-10 PM.

Here's what we ordered:

Shared: Pistachio cannoli, Nunnies's Meatballs with ricotta, focaccia with kalamata olive, gorgonzola, and lemon aioli dips

In this episode, Kelsey gives us the story of Joseph "Bum" Farto, a fire chief, infamous drug running fugitive, and legendary figure in Key West, Florida's history. The Creeps share big old fist sized meatballs, suggest Papa John's garlic butter as a soup, they witness a canoli container explode everywhere, and love big honkin chunks of tomato. You are not going to forget this episode.

In this episode, the Main Creeps finally get to try Zagnuts, because Matt found a Zagnut, and Kelsey now gets to try a Zagnut. We promise you can go to a store and buy Zagnuts, we didn't make this up. This is part one of a series where Matt finds old people candy that Kelsey didn't think was real.

Matt tells a story of unsolved murders in the 1960s, from what locals called the Mad Butcher of Fayette County, West Virginia.

This episode's food selection is from specifically the Grafton Hometown Hotdogs

Located at 1312 W. Main St. in Grafton, WV. Open Mon-Sat 10 AM-6 PM.

Here's what we ordered: Pepperoni roll with cheese and sauce. Hotdogs with mild and hot hotdog sauce or chili, onions, mustard.

Kelsey explains hotdog sizes used in the area.

In this episode, Matt shares the history of Bobby Joe Long, a serial killer who was born in West Virginia, though he committed his crimes of abduction and murder across Florida and California. Content Warning: rape, bullying mentioned after 7:00 mark. Graphic content after food review, discretion advised.

In this episode, the Main Creeps try a few items that tie in wonderfully with the theme. The goodies were found while attending the Appalachian Paracon convention. We tried Cryptid Confections of Bigfoot and Mothman themed caramel chocolates made by The Sow Good Market, LLC out of Masontown, WV. You can find their homemade goods in pharmacies around Morgantown, Reedsville, Arthurdale, please visit their page for more information. Facebook.com/groups/616232969301446/

Matt tells the legend of the Grafton Monster, a bulky headless cryptid creature that was spotted around Riverside Drive in Grafton, WV in the 1960s. Matt professes his love of pecans. The Creeps discuss the varied textures of peanut butter fillings, more weird candy bars for Kelsey to try later, and what monsters feel like when you pet them.

This episode's food selection is from Crystal Cafe

Located at 402 Market St. in Parkersburg, WV.

Here's what we ordered: West Virginia style hot dog, Turkey Reuben, Ranch Roast Beef, Cajun burger, broccoli salad, Homemade corned beef hash, cinnamon rolls, cookies

In this episode, we ate at a local institution of Parkersburg - a lunch counter that has served downtown since 1948. We found it while attending the first ever Appalachian Paracon convention at the Blennerhasset Hotel. Kelsey gives us a continuation of her coverage of the Colorado Springs killings of the 70s. The Creeps get sassy and each get their own cookie.

In this episode, the Main Creeps try a new flavor of Twix bar with a cookie dough flavored confection that has replaced the caramel layer. They discuss their favorite candy bars, Matt mentions Go-Mart again and makes a new verb. Kelsey begs the universe to give us back the 3 Musketeers Truffle Crisp bar.

Matt's very excited to give you a conspiracy theory surrounding one of the most prolific serial killers the eastern seaboard has ever known. This killer terrorized Maine throughout the 80s and early 90s. Happy April Fools, everyone.

This is a part 2 continuation of our foodie excursion to Helvetia for the Fasnacht event, but a part 1 of Kelsey covering a huge case. Apologies if we mispronounce anything or misuse umlauts. Our hosts switch places at the beginning, we have fun here...

For Fasnacht, we first visited the Hütte restaurant for lunch and had their special event platter. You can find them at 1 Main St, Helvetia, WV, check their facebook for current hours. Here's what we ordered:

A curated selection of Morgan Henalie Chicken, Bratwurst, ("Our Own Sausage"), Parsley Potatoes, Buttered Green Beans, Sauerkraut, Bread, Cheese, Peach Cobbler With Cream, Iced Tea, Coffee

This episode is part one of our host Kelsey covering the spree of serial killings that took place in Colorado Springs in 1975, and the case's connection to actor Kelsey Grammer.