Malt Couture

21 beers will enter the Peanut Butter Cup Tournament of DOOOOOOM but only one will emerge the Peanut Butter Cup Champion! 15 beers have been seeded according to their Untappd scores which include Phase Three, Weldworks, Angry Chair, Mast Landing, Narrow Gauge, Modern Times, Horus, Good Word, Bottle Logic, Wiley Roots, Broken Strings, Aslin, Casa Agria, Other Half, 3 Sons, Barreled Souls, Alverium, and Thin Man. 6 more beers will battle it out at the top of the show for the final 16th seed Wild Card slot including Tailgate Brewing, Sierra Nevada, Hoppin' Frog, Casa Agria, Grain Bin, and Lupulin. Get nutty with the Malty Boyz™ in this supersized 4/20 episode!

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This ain't no flyover episode as the Malty Boyz™ make a trip into the heartland of America. First stop is Nebraska with an offering from Kros Strain Brewing and they pair it with the amazing and delicious Runza. Are these Runzas little pockets of joy or an abomination waiting to happen? Then they head over to Kansas for a barleywine from Free State Brewing that Alex use to drink 2 liters at a time. In the Beer News, Stone announces they're cashing in and making a hard seltzer while over in Utah Budweiser campaigns to become the official state beer. HOLY SHIZZ!

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Straight from our malty cellar and into your eardrums it's a bonus episode of our Malt-terrogation with Narragansett Beer head brewer Lee Lord! Hear tales of her humble beginnings at Watch City Brewing to now brewing Michael's favorite beer. Who said Rhode Island is a beer desert?

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Patrick Stewart, Vin Diesel, Agent 47 from the video game Hitman, what do they all have in common? They're all bald. In this batch, the Malty Boyz™ take a stroll down Hollywood Blvd. and go literally inside the actors studio to see what drives these chrome domed characters. In the Beer News, Playstation releases a beer brewing game that no one has been asking for, Worst Beer Blog calls it a career, and a new community brewing project aims to smash the stigma around talking about mental health with Things We Don't Say IPA. The Boyz then rank April Fools posts from across the beer realm. We also get a visit from some cripsy boiz, Alex brings in a Half Acre beer tearing up the secondary market, Michael brings in a brewed beverage that isn't beer, and Stephen becomes the new Michael.

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Every week Alex labors over writing an elaborate script with jokes and runners and callbacks. It takes hours and hours of work that includes rehearsal reads, rewrites, punch ups, and last minute edits. The end result is a 90-120 page script. So what happens when Michael decides to use his improv skills to go off-script? Are the results funnier than what's on the page? In the Bottleshare, J. Wakefield make a return to the malty gullets and Stephen brings in one of the highest rated beers featured on the show.

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The Malty Boyz™ dive deep into their own psyches in search of purpose and meaning. What will this recording session reveal about their inner being? What suppressed desires will arise? Will they ever leave the cave of dancing hype releases and return to the old money bottles of yore? In the Beer News it's follow up galore as what's old is new again in 2021 but the shitlording remains the same when Goose Island gives away bikes again, Wolverine collabs with New Holland to make boots for m'lady, and another week, another rack for BrewDog to step on.

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West Virginia updates perfectly fine beer laws with more stupid beer laws and Stephen talks to some locals to get to the bottom of what happened. He learns about the real estate market, how hauntings increase curb appeal, then heads to the bar to tap a keg of Westvleteren 12. Ballast Point makes the 2-door sedan of beers: clear hazy IPA. Alex brings in the new and old money beers from PA. Michael brings in beer from his favorite brewery. Plus, a bonus beer as a follow up to Batch 135.

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Four vanilla giants fight to the death in this Vanilla Showdown featuring barrel-aged beers from Anchorage Brewing Company, Moksa Brewing Co., Aslin Beer Co., and Modern Times. Who will reign supreme when the beans settle? In the Beer News, Live Oak defies Texas maskless orders and the comment section goes off, Platform Beer employees stage a walk out, Deschutes buys Boneyard Beer Co., and another sunken ship beer story.

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Overnight your beers from Japan because you're granny sipping, not double-chugging like you should. I SAID A TEN HOUR BOIL, NOT A TEN MINUTE BOIL! On this episode, the Malty Boyz™ don't have friends, they have family. They check in on Del Hall's annual beer Lent before they go diving for shipwrecked beers. Alex takes a chance on two beers. Michael goes the pilly route. Stephen discovers AnimeBeers.com. Too soon, junior!

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Alex discusses his time representing Red Robin after a judge takes some creative liberties when reading their decision about Stella Artois glasses being 2oz short of a pint. In other Beer News, a brewery and health inspector get their signals crossed in a time of Covid. Alex brings in a barleywine from Australia brewed by Indian Ocean Brewing Company and then a eisbock collab between Little Beast and Brujos Brewing. Michael brings a beer Alex gave him. Stephen closes the episode with a bang-bang bringing in two beers from the Malt Maven that maintains the official Malty Spreadsheet.

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