Dan and George discuss the cinematic masterpiece that is TOP GUN: MAVERICK and why it should win every Academy Award. Then, the Thinkers welcome reality TV star and model, CJ Franco, to the show and pick her brain on how to be less of an incel and a better cuckold. Please just listen to it?

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George describes his recent past life regression before the Thinkers dive into a conversation about the merits of sleep and whether or not it's a real thing. Then, Goosebumps author, R.L. Stine, joins the show to discuss how he is the original Netflix and why drinking water doesn't make any sense.

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The Thinkers commiserate over their shared dissappintment of how dumb our recent alien invaders must be if they keep getting shot down by the American Airforce. Then, comedian and podcaster, Babs Gray, joins the Thinkers to talk about her one year journey of alcohol abstinence and why women are better at being sober. There's some other stuff too, just listen to it already! 

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The Thinkers just found out they're on a list of the biggest power players of all time! Unfortunately, it's Epstein's. But it's not all bad news, because they've got Hercules himself, Kevin Sorbo aka Xena's husband, on to discuss the big three: Hollywood, Satanism, and the Plandemic. And plenty more!

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The Thinkers whine about Hollywood before launching into a debate on the pros and cons of a having a nationwide child militia to protect Americans from school shootings. Then, hunter and author Mark Kenyon joins The Thinkers to discuss how to kill animals and survive in the deep bush.

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Dan criticizes George's mustache before debating whether or not Big Farming is to blame for the recent spike in egg prices. Then, The Thinkers welcome cultural journalist and fellow podcaster, Rachelle Hampton, to help them understand this weird thing called 'The Internet.'

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The Thinkers are excited to welcome their biggest guest yet, ELON MUSK. But when he doesn't show, they panic and threaten a Tesla employee with a negative customer service score.

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The Thinkers discuss expanding the Me Too movement's reach by believing everyone, not just women. Then, author and podcaster Dan Savage, engages the Thinkers in a civil debate about all things sex, which leaves George questioning his sexuality and Dan questioning his sanity. 

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George and Dan debate if getting rid of monarchs was a bad idea, then cryptocurrency expert Guy Turner confirms that the Man Thinkers have indeed fallen prey to several crypto scams.

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George convinces Dan to start smoking cigarillos for his health, then scientist David Sinclair teaches the Man Thinkers how to live to 150 and thereby increase their lifelong earning potential. 

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