It's the end of another busy day running the patriarchy. You drop your designer briefcase in the hall, put on your football-shaped slippers, and place your watch on your executive watch stand. Your apartment is filled with many leather-bound books and smells of rich mahogany. There's whisky in the decanter and a ludicrously expensive Lego Millennium Falcon to build. You are modern man incarnate, and these are your man-gifts - and this week, Kasia and Dan are going to find out just what it is that's so cursed about all those gendered gifts for 'the man in your life'.

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Theme music and production: Mr Beatnick

Artwork: Archie Bashford