It's March, and that means it's time to start morbidly obsessing on prom, up to and including having a dress rehearsal five days out. All the frippery that fills the special pull-out prom insert feels very un-Sassy, so we hope sponsor Tampax at least paid a truckload of money for both that and a half-reassuring, half-fear mongering insert about periods. (No, your tampon can't get lost inside you...but then again why would they even bring it up unless MAYBE IT COULD?!) Elsewhere, there are tips on nail care, a creative/non-dirty use for an odd sock, photos from Sassy's third birthday party, and more! Put on your pastelliest formalwear and listen!

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🎧 It Is March 1991

🎧 Fashion Feature: All In One

🎧 Fashion Insert: How To Have A Sassy Prom

🎧 About Face

🎧 We Try It

🎧 Zits And Stuff

🎧 Sassy Ads

🎧 Diary

🎧 Goodbye For Now

🎧 Crossroads

🧥 Website for Monic Richard, who shot "All In One"

🍌 "This List Of Period-Related Food Myths Is Straight-Up Bananas" at TheKitchn

🩸 Starter Kit For Using Tampons at TinaHealthCare

🌽 "CALS Student Laura Croal Serves On Panel With Vice President Gore" at University Of Wisconsin Madison's College Of Agricultural & Life Sciences News

👄 Tara's review of Big Mouth S08 at Cracked

🫦 Tara's interview with Big Mouth co-creators Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, and Mark Levin at Cracked