Sandy can't believe how dumb some guys are when they ask you out. "Hit me up." Really? Marcus shares something he did during his solo "mancation" this weekend that PROVES he's straight. We still have our doubts. The "Cash Me Outside" girl now has a legit record deal and it proves we are doing everything wrong. A parachuter at a college football game over the weekend ran out of room on his landing. It got ugly from there.

Have you seen the Denny’s mascot? People are losing their minds over it. It’s on our blog (here’s the link: http://1013.iheart.com/featured/marcus-and-sandy/content/2017-09-15-dennys-unveils-new-mascot-internet-loses-its-mind/) Sandy misses getting d**k pics. Marcus messed up today during work and our boss caught it, so Marcus thinks our boss now hates him. Sandy thinks he’s overreacting. Marcus has a weekend alone to do anything he wants but has no idea what to do… Feel free to give him ideas!

Olive Garden is bringing back the ‘Pasta Pass’. It’s brilliant and it’s going on from September 25th- November 19th but the question is; it is a good idea? Kmart is changing the name for ‘plus size’ clothing… We chat about being overweight and the health effects. Have you heard of ‘sex robots’? We may take this too far, that’s your warning. The new iPhone X is supposed to be $1000 bucks, we think it’s way too expensive!

Marcus shares a story about some nurses that got suspended for gossiping about a man who was well ‘equipment’… Sandy shares some of the nicknames for her ex’s junk; one of them… Hammer Head. Sandy thinks Marcus’ problems aren’t problems. Marcus makes a special beach PSA. First weekend ‘IT’ is out so we talk horror films and what horror movie character scared us most as kids. Sandy is nervous for her bike ride in Tahoe on Sunday... Marcus wishes her luck in his own special way.

Marcus’ daughter had her first day of preschool today. We have the most epic GoFundMe story and it’s the most disgusting humorous story EVER! Our sidebar stories though; TMI. Sandy was asked to be her best friend’s maid of honor and she doesn’t know if she can do it. She thinks could be a very bad idea. Marcus gives her some advice and she's already overwhelmed.

The heatwave in the bay this weekend is going to be crazy! Marcus will be fine because he lives on the coast, but he still found something to complain about. We have a mystery s***ter at work that spends an hour in our single stall bathroom and we want to know who it is! The question is how do we find out? Rock star or Rock bottom: Marcus has been really into scratchers lately and he went through hell for a whole 8 dollars! Sandy is going to Reno this weekend to gamble but her friend wants to go to the Rib Fest, she doesn’t want to go. Marcus thinks his neighbor was accidentally racist.

The annual Belmont Greek Festival is going down THIS weekend! Anastasia the official Belmont Greek Festival representative is here with us to talk about the activities, food and fun! Coldplay wrote a song for Hurricane Harvey; it’s really beautiful and kudos to them for making a song within days to show their support (it’s on the blog). Today we are trying ‘Cyrotherapy’ for ‘Marcus and Sandy Try’. If you don’t know what this is, we explain what it is and what it does for your health. We will have a video up on our blog soon of us freezing our butts off!

People are going to the emergency room because they put sunblock on their eyeballs when they watched the eclipse… Sandy feels like a fraud because she isn’t a ‘real’ cyclist. Marcus feels like a fraud because he’s not a ‘real’ chef. They explain. Coffee is apparently good for you… again. Archaeologists just discovered 6 thousand year-old wine, and it’s now the oldest wine on record. Is the five second rule legit… how long is just too long?

Marcus isn’t allowed to use the word ‘fat’ in his house. There is another saying that he is trying to figure out when he should stop using. Sandy is going ‘Glamping’ this weekend… That’s a term for fancy camping and she is super excited; especially for S’MORES! Marcus will be getting a weekend alone soon and he doesn’t know what he should do! Should he go away for the weekend, should he stay home? Sandy talks all about bowling. She once had 14 different bowling balls. Marcus learns more about bowling than he ever wanted to. But then he discusses his first place trophy he got in Chess, sexy right?

Taylor Swift released her new album today! We got details on our blog. Sandy got super annoyed on FB the other day because of what a guy commented on her “Date Night” photo. Why can’t guys just ever ask you out rather than ‘beating around the bush”, it’s frustrating! Marcus thinks that it’s not that guys don’t come forward, it’s just not the guys Sandy wants… Marcus is having a really difficult time putting his 3-year-old to sleep, he explains how he is losing his mind having to go through this EVERY night.