We went on our roof at work to watch the eclipse and it was awesome! We had our glasses and the best part was that we were able to share the moment with our co-workers that we don’t see often. Marcus has plans for the next total eclipse already. Bonnie Tyler, the song ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ is literally winning this past week. She was on a cruise, her single sales went way up, and we are not mad at it!

Sandy went to her friend’s house yesterday who just had a baby and she just can’t with kids! More and more people are going to the ER with injuries from shaving their what?! This turns into an argument about ‘special scissors’ for down there, is there such a thing? This gets awkward fast. Marcus asks the question ‘where do you manscape’? We go over Chris Cantwell (a White Nationalist) ‘Dating tips’ and he is one negative jerk! Oregon is the PLACE to see the solar eclipse; it happens at 10:17a Monday morning!

We are obsessed with the solar eclipse so we have lots to say about that. It’s all going down Monday at 10:17a and we plan to watch it on our work roof. Sandy is considering a 545 mile bike ride from SF to LA and Marcus confessed that he thought about joining a bike ride as well, but his participation would be for different reasons. How much money do you need to have saved by age 40 to retire by 60? We have the answers!

It’s National Tell a Joke Day and Marcus has been telling dumb dad jokes all day to Sandy; Sandy is trying to like them. Sandy is crushing on a comic guy she worked with over the past weekend and even had a dream about him. Does he like her? Is waving on FB considered flirting? Marcus tells a cute pre-wedding photo story that made our day check it out on the blog https://tinyurl.com/yb7c2egh... PSA: don’t take selfies with a gun in a strip club, especially if you are on probation.

We talk all about d****. Marcus shares stats on a survey about the things women care about more than ‘size’ and Sandy shares her opinion. She thinks men only have a couple other qualities that are more important than size; but she is willingly to compromise. Marcus is super feminine; his biggest attribution is his cooking skills. Marcus tries to explain that being feminine as a male isn’t gay. Sandy just wants to go back to d*** talk. This local craigslist ad about ‘making an eclipse baby’ literally made our day, we read it for you (https://tinyurl.com/y8wlhyt3 check it out on the blog for yourself)!

Bieber DM’s gym about a girl in one of their posts and she denies him by posting pics of her and her boyfriend… Check it out on our blog ( https://tinyurl.com/y7rqumm9 ) The comments on her post though… they are the BEST! Speaking of comments Marcus gets irritated with people who do nice things for ‘Likes’. You can now try out sex robots before you buy; what does this exactly mean? Marcus get owned by his 3 year old every day. Sandy is so thankful she doesn’t have kids. Sandy thanks people for coming to her comedy show over the weekend; she had a blast!

Marcus tells his story about the exclusive shoe party he went to last night and how he got stuck paying for the entire dinner bill after playing “credit card roulette”. The problem was… he’s the ONLY one that isn’t a “silicon valley baller”. We have the best tinder profile EVER on our blog (http://1013.iheart.com/content/2017-08-11-woman-with-one-arm-has-the-best-tinder-profile-ever/)! You have to check it out. All we can think about is taking a nap! Fridays are rough after a long week. Sandy is performing at Rooster T’s in Sunnyvale all weekend go check her out!

It’s National S’mores Day and Sandy is losing her mind! We asked listeners today to let us know where to get the BEST S’mores in the Bay Area, so if you have a place leave a comment! This life coach guy who gives relationship advice made a video about “how to answer back guy’s dumb texts” and Sandy thinks his answers are super irritating. Marcus tries to be the devil’s advocate but it doesn’t work so well… Do you think the guy in the photo with Taylor Swift that is allegedly touching her butt is guilty? We will talk about it more tomorrow so tune in!

Sandy tells her story about ‘hollering’ at two guys in the past two weeks and she feels empowered. Marcus thinks men should always be the first to make a move. Is he wrong? We both never have time to do ‘adult things’ like clean the house or install a smoke alarm… Does this happen to everyone? We just get so tired! Marcus thinks he finally discovered what his new hobby should be… Sandy thinks it’s a dumb idea. We also talk about camping and ask where’s the best place to go in the Bay Area to camp?

We are so excited about Prosecco doughnuts; alcohol AND doughnuts?! Sex robots are the new thing and they look really real (check them out on the blog)! Sandy would feel like she hit rock bottom if she got one. Marcus tells Sandy about the ‘Microsoft Office Games’ where people actually compete against each other. What’s your preference when drinking? We have a few random guests that gave us their preference. August 21st is when the solar eclipse hits, and the conspiracy theory is that mid-September the world will end.