Game of Thrones had the BEST episode ever last night! Sandy had coffee for the first time in over a year last weekend… We both had pretty epic weekends! Sandy went to Tahoe with her girlfriends and Marcus went to CA Great America with his family and everything was for FREE; food and all! Marcus ran out of money to have a b-day party this year but he is already planning his 45th next year! Have you heard of the Ta-Ta Towels? We tell you about them and then we just go to another level about boobs.

Aaron Rodgers has a trick for the paparazzi! Sandy talks about interviewing Ed Sheeran and shares her favorite parts. If you want to see the full interview, here’s the link https://youtu.be/Skfp2JN8MUI. Marcus shares 90’s interview stories of who was the best to interview and who was the worst. We read an article that told us to stop taking THESE type of vacation photos and this is what we think about THAT.

We talk about a conspiracy theory relating to Uber… Speaking of cars, you don’t even want to know what Marcus’ car smells like, YUCK! Most random story of the day was ‘why Wendy’s is the only fast food chain to serve baked potatoes’? Marcus tortures Sandy and tells her why but all it does is make her hungry. Sandy hit on a guy and his dog yesterday in the Financial District. Question of the day: More vacation or a raise? What would you choose? We definitely don’t agree on our choices!

Don’t ever use the hair dryer that the hotel provides! We’ll tell you why… Marcus tells Sandy about the worst threesome story EVER! Sandy talks about her experience with the nurse that came to her house yesterday to take her vitals for her life insurance policy. Marcus had a negative experience at a wine bar he went to a couple days ago. It’s awesome when people are talking crap about you in another language and you speak that language… Click this link to see the video we mentioned http://1013.iheart.com/featured/marcus-and-sandy/content/2017-08-02-car-tries-to-exit-ferry-before-it-docks-whoops/

We talk “breadcrumbing”; “ghosting’s” cousin. Sandy’s ex fling told her something he should have kept to himself AND that wasn’t even the worst part! Marcus went to the movies alone yesterday and got drunk in the theater. Today Sandy has to get a physical for the new life insurance policy she signed up for and she had to stop eating at 10a… Sandy will be interviewing Ed Sheeran tomorrow so if you have any questions for him please leave them in the comment section!

Man-cleavage is making a comeback. Something that Sandy's mom said over the weekend that reminded her why she's so self-conscious. Marcus geeks out over the upcoming full solar eclipse and then realizes he'll never be able to see it. Plus, we talk about a guy who tries to use a fence as an ATM (yes, you read that right) and the dumbest things WE'VE done when drunk.

Every day it seems to be some kind of National Food Day, and we think it just gives us a reason to be a fatty… Today, National Milk Chocolate Day, you’re welcome. By the way, wine and chocolate doesn’t ALWAYS go together; Marcus explains. But on another note, eating something super fatty and drinking champagne is delicious!! Marcus just tried a whiskey shot in a bone marrow luge, he loved it! Marcus starts giving random facts about food and drink… Sandy gets depressed by his info. Sandy is going back to Mexico with her friend and her friend wants to try the drug Ayahuasca but Sandy doesn’t want to participate at all! Sandy’s weekend consists of doing nothing and she’s stoked and Marcus will be taking his daughter to Thomas the Train.

How lazy are people getting? Well, apparently really lazy and so are we because we love this new team up with Lyft and Taco Bell called ‘Taco Mode’. You can have your driver literally stop by Taco Bell before you hit your destination; we’re in. We hate doing laundry, Marcus is wearing his LAST clean shirt, and Sandy just hides her dirty laundry. Marcus wants perfect calves like his trainer; he’s man crushing. Sandy is exhausted and just wants to relax; she’s hit a wall and believes that being able to relax is not just a want but a NEED. Marcus internet shamed a neighbor on the app ‘Nextdoor” and the guy apologized! We also discuss the ‘wife look’ and how every woman has one!

Facebook friending etiquette is confusing, do you send a message when you add a friend or just add them? Sandy is super excited about the deal she got on a weekend in Vegas (you won’t believe how much she spent, or didn’t spend)! She is planning to stay at the Mandalay and there happens to be a bartender she liked who works there. She spent most of her time today FB stalking him. Marcus is just really irritated that nobody says hello on the street anymore!

Sandy talks about how she was such of an emotional wreck yesterday she shouldn’t have been allowed to be in public… ‘Brosectomy Parties’ are the new thing, we do think it’s pretty weird to do with your boys but Sandy does likes the ‘group therapy’ aspect of it. Marcus was told to pee on his trash cans to get rid of his raccoon problem; will he do it? We found some really fun facts about In-N-Out, we wanted to share with you.