Marcus is on his way to Palm Springs. That's a long drive and we are pretty sure he isn't allowing potty breaks. Plus, Jason got away last weekend to pretend like he didn't have kids... and it was glorious!

A lot of people think that their spouse is much better looking than they are. Marcus and Jason are just trying to lose a few pounds cause they think their hot wives could bounce them any second.

Here are the compliments NOT to ever give a woman. Whoops, I think Marcus and Jason have said all of these things.

Are you offended when your parents call you and tell you get your childhood crap the hell out of their house? Sandy takes it like her parents are trying to break up with her. Jason is glad to take possession of his old teddy bear... he doesn't want his parents bad energy impacting Sunshine Bear!

Beings from another universe have already arrived according to Sandy. ...and it's being confirmed by the government?

What happens when you check in on people you knew years ago, and find out something so shocking it makes you question how good a person you really are? I mean, we've known producer Jason is sort of a terrible person for a while now, so is this really that crazy?

What are some pro tips if your co-worker shows up nude on your company Zoom meeting? This has happened to, or will happen to everyone, right? Better be prepared!

What if your kid didn't want the name you chose for them anymore? OK, maybe you could deal but if they wanted to be called a mathematical equation, or a plant, or... a stripper name.

Move first, ask questions later. Where would you go if could move anywhere, right now? What's this? Marcus is ready to pick up and leave, if it just wasn't for that pesky father of his!

The person you just talked to probably did not want to be spending time with you. Or, were you dying for any reason to leave the last interaction you had with another human? Good news! We have pro tips to avoid all human contact on today's very informative episode of Off The Air.