Couple chains themselves together for three months... for some reason. What could go wrong? Uhhh, how about the first time someone has to go number 2!??

So a woman is so mad at her husband for "liking" photos of other women on Instagram, she comes up with the most petty Valentine's gift to give him. Sandy and Jason are annoyed, but Marcus understands the danger... he's been trying to tell guys, don't like that photo!

The cat lawyer on Zoom had us dying from laughter, but now he's a viral star, and people are digging up all his past dirt. What if we went viral? What dirt would people find out about us?

Ever try get something that made you break out into hives? Made your palms sweaty and made you shake? Jason is freaking out trying to buy an XBOX, Sandy felt it trying to book a hiking trip, and Marcus' epic freak out trying to get Hamilton tickets is the stuff of legend.

We've got two news stories that are shocking, insane, and hilarious. We discuss, and then it somehow leads to a story of Sandy hooking up with her massage therapist?

Guys can be so stupid sometimes. Gentlemen... put your phone away, and pull up your pants! Ladies are just not into this.

Guy meets sex doll, guy marries sex doll, guy cheats on sex doll with an "object". Who hasn't been there, amirite?

Sandy has a story for the ages in the first episode of 2021. I mean, seriously, how do you do it in a hammock?

Some of us had cute dogs and kitties growing up. Some of us had pet tarantulas... and look out when they escape!

Marcus and Jason have the perfect Christmas present idea for Sandy... a male escort! She seems to like the idea, but we need to iron out a few details before we lay down the black card on this. This is going to get dirty.