I'm so happy that I'm still able to see your Facebook! Not really actually. Plus, Marcus tries to be really artsy with his social media but he's still a nerd... and so much more you should not do online.

Are you ready for a virtual Thanksgiving hangout with your family? We are not... we want none of that.

Election night in America, and we all dealt with the stress in very different ways. ...but why did Marcus' night involve slowly driving by Jason's house? Stalker much?

What's the worst way to start your day? Sandy had her car broken in to last night, and Marcus got a flat tire on the way to work this morning. We just didn't need this today!

Have you ever done something super embarrassing, then lied about it when confronted? We have, and the stories are pretty gross.

There are things you just should not say in bed with another person. Please write this down.

What if instead of saving your money, your goal was to spend every last cent before you die? Sandy is all about it!

Black out drunk stories... what are the worst, and what are ours? Did Marcus really just tell that story about "feeding" a potbellied pig?

Jason had to pee, so where was he supposed to go? Marcus is disgusted... he would never do that to his family.

This savage article about when couples knew their relationship was over has us horrified, but also laughing. Marcus the divorced guy is of course going to drop some amazing stories.