If you could live anywhere in the country, where would you go? Us? Well there are a lot of places we hate... actually sorry, there are a lot of places that hate all of us.

Marcus got a GoFundMe for a turtle. It's kinda sad, but also kinda annoying. Additionally, we spend a good amount of time figuring out how much of a d**k Marcus is.

Woah! Marcus wanted to go there, but Sandy was trying to make it a little more sentimental... don't you miss those crazy ragers with your co-workers, like the annual Christmas party? Wait, Christmas party? What's that?

Let's talk crying at work. OK, now let's talk about that time this past week we almost broke up the show. Wait, what?

What happens when you accidentally stream porn on the TV with the entire family sitting there? Hilarity ensues! Plus, how that topic bring us to talking about Marcus' bathroom habits.

If your co-worker posts a sexy underwear photo online, does that sexy photo exist in the real world???

I don't trust people who like animals more than people. They just aren't trying!

Forget sexy time during a pandemic, how are you supposed to just date? We've got tips, tricks, and hilarious (...ly embarrassing) stories!

What's something someone said to you once that just crushed you, and you still can't get over it? Someone said something to Sandy once and she still thinks of it every time she takes a photo. Thanks jerk!

Marcus met the perfect man for Sandy. Great news! He blew it though, and didn't make the love connection.