The Boys are ready for an end to the outrageous inflation, but the Treasury secretary says we are in for another year of discomfort. Vice President Kamala Harris is talking about the importance of showing people they got what they wanted, and former President Donald Trump is saying it was his personality that kept us out of war. Tom Brady changed his mind about going into retirement, and it was hours after somebody spent more than $500K on Brady’s “last” touchdown ball. A military reserves officer allegedly falsified recommendation letters for Afghans seeking special visas, and ABC News claims “six in ten Americans” want kindergarten teachers to talk about kids’ genitals.

MVC&R are praying for the people of Ukraine, and President Joe Biden threatens a “severe price” if Russia decides to use chemical weapons. The White House’s media talking points blaming Putin for inflation have been distributed, but an Obama economic advisor is saying the blame belongs squarely on President Biden’s shoulders. Jussie Smollett proclaims his innocence and insists he is “not suicidal” during his sentencing hearing, and Florida governor Ron DeSantis absolutely levels Disney for their stance on the state’s anti-grooming bill. Kim Kardashian is getting backlash for advising women to get back to work, and your Attorney General claims the January 6th investigation is the most important thing his agency has ever done. The Friday Five are continuing the celebration of Women’s History Month – Best Women Rockers.

The Boys are not digging the outrageous inflation that has accompanied the Biden administration, and the key inflation measure jumped to the highest level since January 1982. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is saying President Biden’s inflation is being called “Putin’s price hike”. Elon Musk will pay Ukrainian employees if they have to go fight, and he condemns the rising woke trend in corporate America. President Biden is saying drilling companies are free to drill, and former President Donald Trump claims the Afghanistan withdrawal made Putin invade Ukraine. Russia confirms the use of illegal vacuum bombs in Ukraine, and John Kerry is warning of the onslaught of climate change refugees.

MVC&R would love it if someone in charge would do something about the outrageous gas prices, but President Joe Biden says he, “Can’t do much about gas prices.” The director for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is now saying COVID is seasonal, and the “Vagina Museum” celebrates International Women’s Day by honoring biological men. Vice President Kamala Harris is now going to Poland, and Secretary Pete Buttigieg wants you to buy an electric car so you can save on gas money. The president of GLAAD says the gender identity curriculum does not exist, however, banning the nonexistent curriculum would be harmful to children. Socialist Representative Rashida Tlaib wants you to believe the surging inflation going on is not inflation, and an MSNBC anchor admits it is “insane” that the United States is not energy independent.

The Boys would love it if President Joe Biden was able to lower the costs, and the President says he is “using every tool” to do just that. The President also claims he is not hampering oil drilling in the United States, and the Ukrainian ambassador recommends Russia delegates seek mental help. A proud “Squad” member and “defund the police” advocate spent taxpayer dollars on private security, and the mayor of New York City believes toddlers understand they must wear masks. Senator Jeff Merkley wants to declare a climate emergency right away, and a guy made $75K in a year by suing telemarketers. The Florida surgeon general recommends against healthy children getting the COVID vaccine, and working outside your normal schedule can make you hate your job.