MVC&R have been watching as school districts blatantly defy governors’ order outlawing mask mandates, and Illinois school districts closed down after their mask mandate is blocked. An ESPN analyst says America should ignore China’s crimes against humanity, because this country has voter ID laws. Pro-mask and non-governor Stacey Abrams went to an elementary school, and took a maskless picture surrounded by masked children. In President Joe Biden’s first year, more police officers were intentionally killed since 1995, and now Ottawa police are stealing gas from protesting truckers. An author pushes to cancel Joe Rogan for using the N-word, but then someone looked up use of the N-word in the author’s books.

The Boys were reluctantly monitoring the opening ceremony for this year’s Olympics, and China trotted out a Uyghur muslim, while NBC helped deliver the narrative. Chinese authorities remove a Dutch journalist during a report, and an AP reporter takes down Ned Price in a press conference. A Virginia mother tees off against the school board over mandates, and a doctor warns of medical totalitarianism amid the COVID-19 crackdown. Speaker Nancy Pelosi tells American Olympic athletes to shut up and dribble, and MSNBC holds the governor of Texas accountable for not being able to stop the rain from falling. Major news outlets completely ignore the Johns Hopkins report on COVID lockdowns, and a cold snap has consumed the country, as well as The Friday Five – Best Cold, Ice, Snow, and Freeze Songs.

MVC&R are glad to announce the killing of an ISIS leader, but they question the timing after several disastrous polls for President Joe Biden. Critics are questioning President Biden’s cancer initiative, and Brian Stetler came very close to actually telling the truth. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is blaming climate change for the tensions with Russia-Ukraine. Despite considering itself a “champion” for women, the ACLU is defending the transgender UPenn swimmer. The Canada border protest is growing as truckers ask the government to end COVID mandates. Al Franken is defending Whoopi Goldberg by pointing out her stage choice of stage names, and an illegal immigrant was responsible for drawing swastikas on the D.C. landmark.

The Boys were blown away by the confession from the director of the FBI, after Christopher Wray said the level of Chinese espionage blew him away. The White House wants Spotify to do more about Joe Rogan, and a look back to the time Dr. Anthony Fauci talked about Texas “inexplicably” dropping COVID restrictions. The Afghanistan “evacuation” was even worse than we thought, and a chicken was caught trying to break into The Pentagon. Former President Donald Trump says he would absolutely offer pardons for January 6th, and a new poll of Florida voters has Ron DeSantis crushing President Joe Biden. Whoopi Goldberg’s co-hosts are “furious” with ABC for suspending her, and the average couple will spend $416 on each other this Valentine’s Day.

MVC&R are big fans of good news, and the Today Show claims to have good news for kids on vaccines. Wondering just how bad the next jobs report is going to be, and there was a massive brawl at a Golden Corral. Whoopi Goldberg has second thoughts on her denial the Holocaust was about race, and Tom Brady officially announces is retirement from the NFL. Scientists are speaking out about being silenced over the lab leak theory, and shrill MSNBC bros claim Joe Rogan is “in over his head”. Seventy-seven percent of tested Baltimore high school students read at an elementary level, and thousands of 49ers fans couldn’t watch the game after a stray bullet knocked out their cable.