The major networks exclaim the Pelosi attack is just like January 6th, the loss of democracy, and nose-picking can lead to Alzheimer's disease.

The fear is loud now that Elon Musk officially owns Twitter, Paul Pelosi gets attacked, and the Friday Five!

The White House calls high prices in the stores old news, activists try to explain difference between being transgender and transracial, and there's a new chief twit!

The spin cycle is on full speed as the White House explains how high voter turnout is voter suppression, Fetterman vs. Oz, and there is a racial element to airline fees.

Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.

The president says his "good stuff hasn't kicked in yet", the president says his vice president is doing a great job, the president says SCOTUS has his back, and would you want to pay to be buried alive?

"HRFEFEAGADVKNB" [direct quote], "RACISTS!!", and the Friday Five!

The White House continues to argue oil companies are price gouging, New York nepotism, and college kids like Beto O'Rourke but can't explain why.

The White House is again blaming Russia for high inflation in the United States, Kamala Harris loves electric school buses, and being autistic means you are queer.

The president goes all Anchorman with his teleprompter, trans surgeries on minor apparently isn't a thing, and now-former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard is campaigning for an Arizona Republican.