Over $325,000 was bet on the world's first sperm race — because apparently, late-stage capitalism wasn't weird enough.

David’s out… so the crew took over the studio.

It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s MVCR.

We did the Friday Five and things got weird

Migrants spotted taking over the Southside Chicago Home Depot. Local squirrels say it’s never been safer.

Elon Musk to partially unplug from the Trump admin’s DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) — says he needs more time to build cars, not bureaucracies.

JD Vance just confirmed the U.S. and India are officially talking about talking.

Meanwhile on MVCR, we skip the bureaucracy and get straight to the good stuff.

The Pope goes to heaven mid-Easter Sunday. Talk about timing.

Senator Chris Van Hollen met with the infamous “Maryland Man” in El Salvador... and somehow we’re still not sure who needed more diplomatic help.

Trump wants to revoke Harvard’s tax-exempt status... because why should elite universities get special treatment?

“I’ve never seen the border numbers this low.” – Tom Homan

A Maryland senator is heading to El Salvador…

Not for vacation — he's on a rescue mission for the guy ICE "oopsed" across borders.

Meanwhile, on MVCR, we ask:

Is this politics or a telenovela?