Martini Shot

Unsolicited advice to someone who is more famous and successful than Rob, just like a real journalist.

A new rule for keeping a TV audience engaged in a show: you just kill all of the good guys.

What every tired and out-of-material stand up comic does: talk about the differences between New York and Los Angeles -- as if there are any.

Rob sets up an email to set up a conference call and then a text to remind himself about it and then a call after the call to talk about what happened on the call. It's called "work" but not much work gets done.

Being a writer is a little bit like being a shepherd: it's quaint, people envy the solitude, but no one's afraid of a shepherd.