They never address what happened to people dying in collateral damage situations involving others who vanished. What if your plane’s pilot vanished? A driver on the other side of the road whose car careens into oncoming traffic? A sweet bro spotting you while you’re trying to bench way too much weight? Still, we liked it.

There’s a darkness lurking within each of us, just waiting to take control. That darkness, of course, is a fondness for anime and 1990’s pop culture.

There are feelings that can only be expressed through song, and lives that can only be resurrected if taken through magical means. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

All I learned from this movie is that magic is real, God is capricious, and smoking is cool.

Monica, Maria, Skrull, Kree: these are just some of the names we repeatedly mix up in this week’s episode. However, we are not deterred. Mistakes are great teachers, and having learned this lesson we definitely won’t ever make any mistakes ever again. Also we watched Captain Marvel.

Marvel Us is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E. Just you wait. Any minute now, this podcast is taking off. If not, I’ll whither into a tiny pale green skinned old man child. Just the creepiest little weirdo possible. Everyone will hate it.

Can you believe they tried to keep The Jeweler secret from us? Twenty five years and the world has never properly recognized the genius of this cyborg leprechaun jewel thief lord of the sewers. Today, that changes.

Ah, youth. A first concert. A first kiss. A first bisexual experience. Killing just a fuckin ton of people because you were born from a CIA super-solder program. I’m getting wistful.

It’s just really good. This is a really really good movie. See it? See it again? It’s just freaking nice.

Endgame is less than a month away and our excitement demanded a stopgap, so we did this! We can’t wait to see which of our desires are dashed and predictions proved wrong! My blood for Beta Ray Bill!!