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Angry goo is coming to Earth with milky eyes set on domination. In our darkest hour, only the horniest loser from Goo Planet can save humanity. Heads roll as Tom Hardy mumbles his way to both a Pulitzer and heroism.

Faster than a speeding bullet and… faster than time??? Fallen to earth and raised by farmers, Clark Kent lives the fiction of an incel to strengthen his truth as a volcel. He’ll never fuck. He’s always horny. And that’s why he’s the strongest being on the planet.

In the Year 2012 AD, cranks and jackoffs worldwide peddled the belief that the Mayan Calendar pegged that year as the end of the world. It’s only fitting that David Production should adapt a series in which beautiful buff men thwart the a scheme rooted in Mesoamerican myth. Like every year since, you just have… Continue reading Episode 53 – Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 1 (2012)

This… is your hero academia. Where the X-Men films lay the political subtext on thick while forgetting many of their primary characters are high schoolers, My Hero Academia masks its political subtext in simple heroics and classroom foibles. It’s a lot less challenging, but also a lot more fun.

Do vampires get migraines? That would be sort of a crappy deal. Immortality and migraines. Not interested. Definitely the only potential downside I can think of.

Becoming a vampire is a dicey proposition. Maybe you’re lucky and it happens when you’re young, but at no age are you safe from becoming a creepy old weirdo who fetishizes Japanese culture. Then, you just get killed by a teen like a total loser.

The Ant is back, and he’s not alone! Former tutor and girlfriend, Hope van Dyne, has taken over as the shrinkiest hero while Scott Lang does soft time. As The Wasp, she flies and punches. Although this is a world where flying ants have been heavily featured, she’s a wasp. Also, quantum.

Have you ever had a friend that was just always “on?” Like they couldn’t maintain a sincere conversation? Then, they’re struck by tragedy and you suddenly have to forge empathy through this morass of relentless bits and cheap dick jokes? That friend is Deadpool, and they made two movies about him.

The aliens are back, and this time they’re even angrier. A large purple man hates about half of all people. As a coping mechanism, he spends his days making a cool glove. Once the glove is finished, he spirals emotionally until everyone gets dusted and he smiles. Captain America? Yeah, he’s handsome.

In 1967, Ronald Reagan–smooth brained Governor of California and longtime narc–signed into law the Mulford Act. As more and more members of the Black Panther Party exercised their Second Amendment right to gun ownership, Republicans faced the only thing that will inspire them to support gun control: an armed black populous. For decades, the Black… Continue reading Episode 46 – Black Panther (2018)