Marvel Us!

In this film, Odin asks Thor if he’s “the god of hammers.” He isn’t, but it got me wondering what sort of character The God of Hammers would be. Probably, a pretty chill dude. Anyway, that’s what I’m thinking about. Enjoy this episode about an enjoyable movie that we enjoyed.

It’s a dance. It’s a celebration. It’s a return to form. Spider-Man? He’s come home, 20 years younger and way more entertaining. There aren’t any jokes to tell about this movie because it’s just very sweet and good.

Did you like Guardians of the Galaxy? Well guess what, punk, the galaxy is still here and they’re still guarding it. Whether it’s pointlessly protecting batteries, or dealing with familial turmoil… These Guardians just can’t stop guarding. En garde!

It’s every father‘s dream that he gets to watch his daughter kick through a person’s crotch with her adamantium foot claw. Though he pays the ultimate price, James “‘Logan’ ‘Wolverine'” Howlett gets to live that dream.

Has there ever been a story about someone with a photographic memory who hates it? It seems like it’s always people excelling in difficult careers or complex schemes. One such person, Stephen Strange, uses his gift to become a super-surgeon. After wrecking his expensive car like a huge dink, his hands get broke so he… Continue reading Episode 41 – Doctor Strange (2016)

From high atop his plastic rocks, En Sabah Nur looks down upon the world and wishes he had four friends. Using teleportation and a mastery of cosplay construction, he travels the globe recruiting buds. They hang out for a while, until some rowdy teens ruin everything. It sucks.

How far would you go to save your best friend? How far would you go to avenge your dead parents? Would you go to Siberia? I probably wouldn’t. No disrespect, but that’s a lot to ask. I guess that’s what separates me from the heroes. Anyway, Captain America loves Bucky.

What would you do if you couldn’t die? Maybe you’d become a superhero, or maybe you’d get really into extreme eating. Personally, I’d fake accidents for insurance money. Anyway, Deadpool!

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again. That seems to be the thinking at FOX, who maintain an impressive streak of releasing terrible Fantastic Four movies. This movie is maybe too torturous to even get in to. Still, we try.

Each episode, siblings Tom and Leona trudge the uneven path through Marvel's cinematic forays, from 1998's "Blade," to the modern MCU.