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Welcome to **“I am GPTed,”** the only podcast where you can learn to boss around artificial intelligence without shouting at your laptop or sacrificing your last sprinkle of dignity. I’m Mal—the Misfit Master of AI, self-proclaimed expert in getting chatbots to do my bidding… with only occasional existential crises.

Today’s episode is practically *bursting* with value, so listen closely unless you prefer mediocre outputs. (Hey, no judgment—I’ve demanded bland responses with the enthusiasm of a soggy toast, too.)

**Prompting Technique That Actually Works**

Let’s talk about the “role assignment” prompting technique. You’ve probably typed something like, “Summarize this article,” and received a summary so bland it’d make plain oatmeal jealous. But let’s spice things up:

**Boring Prompt:**
“Summarize this article.”

**GPTed Prompt:**
“You’re an award-winning journalist known for your snappy insights and no-nonsense attitude. Summarize this article with wit, and highlight three takeaways for busy professionals.”

See the difference? Suddenly, ChatGPT or Claude transforms into the writer you wish you were. Assigning a *role* genuinely changes the flavor of the output—ask for a marketing expert, a witty historian, or a disgruntled cat. Okay, maybe skip the cat, unless you’re into cryptic responses about tuna.

**An Everyday Use You’d Never Guess**

Here’s a workflow most people overlook: **Meal Planning with LLMs**.
Instead of scrolling endless recipe blogs that hijack your browser like pirates commandeering a ship, just say:
“You’re a savvy nutritionist and a frugal chef. Plan five quick, budget-friendly dinners next week, using only chicken, rice, and anything lurking in an average fridge. Make it simple enough for someone who’s just mastered toast.”
Now you’ve got a week’s worth of dinners and not a pop-up ad in sight.

**The Beginner Mistake I’d Rather Forget**

Time to embarrass myself for your benefit. Here’s the mistake:
**Being way too vague and expecting magic.**
Early on, I’d throw out prompts like, “Write a report on productivity,” and then grumble when ChatGPT produced something a high school group project would reject. Tip: If your instructions are lazier than a Monday morning, the output’s going to match.

Trust me, I’ve made this mistake *so* often you’d think I was getting paid per bland response.

**Simple Practice Exercise**

Here’s an easy exercise to build your prompting psychic powers:
- Pick a task you do often—say, replying to awkward emails or brainstorming gift ideas.
- Write a basic prompt.
- Rewrite it, assigning a *role* and adding specifics about your tone, audience, and any constraints.

Read the outputs side-by-side. See how much better things get when you nudge your AI minion in the right direction? Rinse and repeat.

**A Tip for Evaluating AI Content**

Finally, a crucial step: **Don’t trust the machine’s first draft like it’s gospel.**
Read what the AI spits out and ask yourself: “Would a real human say this? Or is this what a robot *thinks* a human sounds like after binge-watching corporate training videos?”
Look for weird phrasing, missing details, or the gentle hum of nonsense. If it doesn’t pass the sniff test, clarify your prompt or just ask the AI to try again with more—or less—enthusiasm. Yes, you can ask for “less enthusiasm.” I do. Often.

That’s it for this episode of “I am GPTed.” If your productivity just leveled up, or if you’re enjoying the sarcasm more than the AI tips, hit subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts.
Thanks for tuning in—I’m Mal, reminding you that no matter what’s in the prompt window, you’re still the master… most of the time.

This has been a Quiet Please production. To discover more about unraveling the mysteries of artificial intelligence—or to hear my voice nag you from different angles—check out quietplease.ai.

Until next time, stay curious, stay GPTed, and remember: you’re smarter than a chatbot… probably.

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