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Hello, mortals and machines! You are listening to “I am GPTed,” where I—Mal, the Misfit Master of AI—hand-deliver AI wisdom, dose it with a shot of sarcasm, and sprinkle in enough bland reality to make even a Google keynote seem spicy. Today’s mission: Actually getting useful answers from your friendly neighborhood Large Language Model—without needing a PhD...or a subscription to Tech Hype Monthly.

Let’s get fiiine-tuned with a **prompting technique** that’ll put some sparkle in your silicon: **Role Assignment**. Sounds fancy, but if you’ve ever shouted “Let me speak to your Manager!” at a chatbot, you’re halfway there.

Here’s the difference. BEFORE:
“Hey GPT, help me write a resume.”
Result? You get a vague “sure, here’s a generic resume.”
AFTER:
“Act as a tech recruiter with 10 years in Silicon Valley. Write me a resume that would survive a LinkedIn doom scroll.”
Boom—you get tailored, jargon-soaked wizardry, and probably a suspiciously cheerful closing statement. According to prompt engineering experts, this simple trick is called role-playing. Assign the AI a role, and watch it try to impress you like a dog that desperately wants a treat. Or a raise. Let’s be real, it’s always a treat.

Now, onto a **practical use case** that almost nobody’s talking about: **AI as your diplomatic text rewriter**.
You draft a message to your boss: “I disagree with your terrible idea, Karen.”
Let’s send that through Claude or ChatGPT with:
“Rewrite this in a polite, professional tone that preserves my boundaries but won’t get me fired.”
Suddenly you sound like the Dalai Lama with WiFi. Crisis averted! You’re welcome, future middle managers.

Let’s address the **classic rookie mistake**—and yes, I lived this horror myself:
You give the AI one short, vague sentence, then expect it to intuit your hopes, dreams, and preferred font size.
My debut question for Gemini was literally, “How do I code?” What came back was a philosophical treatise on Boolean logic and...I think a poem?
Always give context—WHO are you, WHAT do you want, WHY does it matter? Even robots appreciate clarity. If you don’t want answers written for a philosophy undergrad in 1974, be specific.

Ready for today’s super simple **practice exercise**?
Open up your favorite LLM, and try this:
“Act as a career coach. I want to negotiate a pay raise but I’m nervous. Give me a script—and include advice for overcoming anxiety.”
Don’t just read the response—critique it. Did it give you an action plan? Was it realistic? Would it sound weird if YOU said it?
Rinse, repeat, and soon, *you’ll be prompting like a pro*...or at least like someone who didn’t just learn about AI from a bad YouTube ad.

Last pro tip: **Always evaluate AI output like you’re proofreading a dinner invitation from your in-laws**. Does it make sense? Is it accidentally passive-aggressive? Would a real person say this without being escorted from Thanksgiving? If it feels off, tweak your prompt OR just ask the bot to improve its own answer. If only other people worked that way.

Alright, that’s it for today’s misfit wisdom! If you want more AI shortcuts—and to relish in my ongoing battle against tech jargon—remember to subscribe to “I am GPTed.”

Thanks for lending me your ears and at least 10% of your attention span.
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Go forth, prompt bravely, and may your bots be only a little bit sentient.
See you next time!
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