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Mal (with a mischievous grin in his voice):
Welcome to "I am GPTed," the show that takes the chaos of the AI revolution and distills it into bite-sized, actionable wisdom—served, of course, with a side of sarcasm. I’m Mal, the Misfit Master of AI, which either means I’m uniquely qualified to guide you through this brave new world, or that I lost a bet. Either way, you’re here, I’m here, let's do this.

Let’s talk about prompting—which, if you’re not familiar, is basically giving your AI a nudge in the right direction. But here’s the thing most people get wrong: they treat these AIs like all-knowing overlords, when, in fact, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok are more like over-caffeinated interns. You’ve gotta give them clear instructions, or you get exactly what you didn’t ask for.

**Today’s magic prompting technique:** Add context and constraints. Yes, really.

Let me show you how this works.
**Before (the rookie version):**
"Write me a report about climate change."

**After (the Mal version):**
"Write me a 200-word summary of the latest climate change research, using simple language suitable for a 12-year-old, and include one surprising new finding."

See the upgrade? Now, instead of getting a Wikipedia novel or, worse, a motivational poster, you get concise, targeted info you can actually use. Context—what you want, for whom. Constraints—length, style, focus. Trust me, your AI intern will actually stop spinning in existential circles.

Alright, onto the part that makes your life easier. Here’s a practical use case you probably haven’t considered: **meal planning**. Seriously. Next time you’re standing in front of your fridge (or the void in your soul), ask your AI:
"I have eggs, spinach, and cheddar. Suggest three creative dinners I can make, with instructions under 200 words each."
Now you’re getting recipe ideas, not a grocery list for an interplanetary expedition.

Let’s have a laugh at my expense—common beginner mistake: **Expecting the AI to read your mind.** Guilty as charged. My first dozen chats were written with the clarity of a crystal ball covered in peanut butter. Shocker—the AI got confused. If you’re vague, you’ll get vague in return. So, spell it out, even if you feel ridiculous. Think of it as talking to your very literal, well-meaning uncle after his third cup of coffee.

Time to level up.
**Simple AI skill-building exercise:**
Tonight, pick a random topic—say, coffee brewing. Ask your favorite language model:
"Explain how to brew coffee as if I’ve never seen a coffee machine before, using three basic steps."
Did the AI make sense? Did it skip steps? Rinse and repeat with a new topic tomorrow. You’ll sharpen your prompting skills faster than you can say “espresso shot.”

Before we go, here’s my favorite pro tip for judging and improving AI output:
**Read it out loud.** Brutal, but effective. If you sound like a malfunctioning GPS or end up snorting into your sleeve, time to tweak that prompt.

That’s it for today’s episode of "I am GPTed." Don’t forget to subscribe, otherwise you’ll miss out on the only AI podcast where snark and substance live happily ever after. Thanks for listening! If you want more tips, tangents, and tepid life advice, check out Quiet Please dot ai—that’s quiet please dot a-i—for all our latest episodes and resources.

This has been a Quiet Please production. Catch you next time, and remember: You’re smarter than your AI, at least for now.

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