National Salad Month, Loving Your Enemy, Mother's Day, Traffic/Rock/Paper/Scissors, Men and Women Losing Weight, Kids & Pets, Happy at 40, Gladiator of Knowledge, Breaking Animal News, BONUS CONTENT: Spending time with your kids;

Quotes:

"So there's this guy that hates me…"

"Humans always seem to want to be something else."

"Ignore comparisons with people who are more successful than you are."

"I've honorarily accredited myself."

"Hook me up to a lie detector test and ask me if I want pelicans on my head"