Join us for this week's thrilling conclusion to the longest episode ever. Whack on your leg ropes and come with us as we stalk strangers on the tram, body-slam our way through playoff season and praise Nobody for his perfection...This week's rules: No Jokin', Blokin' or Smokin' over the table. Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au

In the penultimate instalment of an inadvertent two(2)-parter, we set world records, play for Steve's pubes, get a haircut in the transit lounge & watch the Sheenius break his drought. All before literally coming full circle and running out of petrol tickets, then writing the entire podcast off as void - thanks, Covid

Today's Rules: No Standing, No Water, No Beer, No Milk, No Napkins. Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au & Artichoke: Mikel Arteta's Art of Choking.

Clear your eyes of glaucoma (pron: "Glaow-Ka-Mah!"), grab your cattle prods, storm the snooker table and cheat your way to a hat-trick of queries: Who's hotter - Kelly Slater, Nigel Tetley or Sly 'the Douche' Camouche?Did pooping his pants at school muzzle Wayno's truth, from age sixteen (16)? And what should Bona Gout wear if he auditions for America's Next Top Moron?Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au & Rudy Gobert's Le MMA Gym

Hey baby, This week we hope woke shit isn't scuppering rare rooting - the best kind of monumental rooting, baby. We Ask Jeeves why we find arses attractive, baby? Is there a septic tank around here, baby? Who mows the lawns, baby? What's the point of eyebrows, baby? When are we gonna get over the 'man on the moon' thing, baby? Does extensive hummus consumption create Gout Gout, baby? Where are our prawns Really coming from, baby? Most urgently, we ask for extra crackle, baby.(even though we know there isn't enough to go around.... baby)Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au & Tourism Radelaide

It's Go! Go! GO! in Maybe... Daily's F1 special! Johnny Sinclair regrettably removes his earplugs just long enough to placate a couple of buffoons with a plethora of inane Formula One (1) queries. Why do all drivers have chiseled jaws? How will Fernando Alonso cope with Sydney's drive-time radio? Did Ralph invent the Shoey? How many phone books is Grant Denyer sitting on? Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au & Mark Webber's Jawline Toolkit