We wish Daryl Cullinan a happy birthday, wonder whether we've already washed our faces, and ask Kate Ceberano who'd make a better coach: a violent Uncle Arthur or Carrot Top? Then, Mase counts down his Very (VERY) personal Top Five (5) of 2022 - Block your ears, kids! (...it's not that type of show)

Join us at Margaret’s Court as we strap Band-Aids over our golfer’s nipples, count down the biggest sporting moments of 2022 and ask Tina Arena whether surfing is a sport or a lifestyle, maaan…

Join Biff & Professor John Singleton as they risk breaking the space-time continuum & fading photos, when sat in the same room together....

Today we ask if Andy Harper an interstate Flare Boy.... and just how Do you stay awake when laying pipe...?

The Maybe Daily wishes everyone a Happy New Year & Mason wishes himself a Happy Birthday....

It's the World Cup Final & we're feeling . . . .Mellencamp.

Mase returns to pack Bradbury's bong and unpack all the big issues.

Like . . . Is Ned Zelic's maiden name 'Lee' or 'Cougar'? Was 'Bosnia' the Peasant's Tablecloth's maiden name? And who invented the plug?

We struggle to come up for air as we tactically take it to the corner solo and discuss the upcoming semi final action... Which Mike Myers will appear on behalf of the Peasant's Tablecloth's Tom Brady farewell tour? Is Starlight's quad contagious? Can the Moroccan Express crash head-on with the Speed Oracle and produce a miracle? And will Hugo's moist mitts decide it all? Probably, probably . . . .

(Don't) join us, as we spend quarter final weekend traversing the natural amphitheater of Meredith and the far reaches of our mind, maaaan. (Don't) tune in as we attempt to sway the Infantino away in a hammock and muse over lIFe's great cliffhangers... Who shot Mr Burns? Did they also shoot JR? What's with all the shooting? Will Ross & Rachel get together? And will Mase & Sunny return from the wilderness unscathed....?

Put your clean sheets out for The Tetley Six (6), wrongly imprisoned for a crime they did not commit - unlike the Socceroos, they did not promptly escape from a maximum security stockade; now, Mario Mario & Luigi Mario demand Justice!

Hop aboard the Speed Oracle and head back in time to a land of Hope & Possibilities as we go all-in on the Socceroos with a pair of pocket Gakpos (no spoilers, please).

When's the last time you watched Madonna's Evita in full body paint? What's the key to nude underwater bicycle maintenance? And can you contract a fatal quad injury through the bloodstream?

Join us as we emotionally purge the Socceroos victory and ask... Will the "Cardiac Pack" abstain from celebrations? Will these "Miracle Men" get some shut eye? Can "Generation Next" fill the tank and go on to win the thing? Are this "Band of Brothers" a "Team of Destiny"? Who does the "A-Team" take on between the Gutter Cats & The Jets?

Also... Can a baby flee anything, let alone a war?

And seriously, guys - WHERE THE HELL IS MASE'S REMOTE CONTROL?!

What's the score?

Nothin - Nothin...

Who's winning?

Caulfield Bears.

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