Gather around and get high as a Georgia pine as we stress-eat half a dozen (6) hoof rolls, whilst watching Tom Cruise classics, in Spanish. David Koresh utilises his 20/20 vision to light us a bonfire, as we ponder in an insomniac's daynightmare whether Erling Haaland got the bends after his dad had sex with a salmon. You know, that age-old debate...Proudly sponsored by www.MintSports.com.au and Ja Morant's Rifle Range.

We dislodge the pizza shapes from our brick with eyes and work on our chicken crimpy dimps while tallying up the sexual bases on Billy's Hungry Jack's calculator. All before enjoying a Korean cigarette on home plate with Kimbo & the Worm.

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Ange Poster-Clag-Glue, Al Phone Zone & Bushman Dave scour the dark web in a bid to help lungless jar-head Ricardo, shave vulnerable virgin, Tony's gooch, before surgery...

What could possibly go wrong?

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We celebrate Billy's eleventh (11th) birthday by sucking down a spinal bifta and wondering if we can afford a McClunging. We then watch on, as Michael Jordan attempts to sell our house, Michael Johnson refuses to sign our book and Ned goes for a World Record. Meanwhile, Tony D takes a well-earned break from the barbie to dimmy Lord Panic. . .

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We put Billy in the trunk & meet referee Bob Downe at Imodium nightclub for a few Purple Kangaroos in an old-fashioned drink-a-thon.

We won't be leaving until we've thrashed out whether 'Charlie' has killed more than any other name...? Can you roundhouse kick a quokka on Ben Simmons Island....? What is Wim Hoff short for...? And what is Todd 'Murph Gun' Murphy's nickname...?

Maybe... Daily is honoured to be joined by our man (no longer) on the ground for U.S. sports, NYC Waide!

So... join us (with distinctly less honour) for season II, Episode V, as we grease up the poles, put a chili on, and openly ponder whether seppos would quell their powerful lust for looting if they could just hold their piss...

We woke up this morning and got ourselves a veal, before making haste to play Shano Polo with Rose-from-Doveton, in Hammer Heal's birdcage....

Join Mini Munn & The Fart Doctor on the Newcomb court as they pull a hammy getting on the black rats with Karlos, before unpacking Mel Gibson's understudy performance in The Producers. Here's hoping someone clones Rose-from-Doveton before she's bundled out by The Goodies and the Greek Mandela...