Today's episode is all about pet care! Whether your pet is a water-happy scorpion or a Sonic the Hedgehog skateboard, we'll teach your animal companion how to jump-rope correctly, get into a fight, and steal from their employer using arcade tickets.

Suggested talking points: Chewable Matrix Pill, Plausible Ticket Deniability, Dougie and Stinky Wheel, Eye of the Jumprope, Jonathan Jump-Up

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