Live from Washington, DC! Instead of thinking about how weird it is to just drive and walk past the White House all the time,  we're answering live questions about professional mummy touchers, distant-cousin discounts, and Luis Guzman's Mystery Box.

Suggested talking points: Lived Inside Chevy Chase, Ron Paul Carwash Song,I Would Pay To Touch a Mummy, Baby Yoda Waves, Can’t UnCut the Hair, Five Dollar Foot Deeps, The Machine In your House That Makes the Stink Go Away

Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

MBMBaM 651: Face 2 Face: Structural Xboxes

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

Comedy

We’re bringing US Wet to the beautiful Vogue Theater of Vancouver, BC. It turns out we share a lot with our neighbors to the north, like a love of Shrek impressions, knowing the best places for kissing, and for a limited time, the Grimace Shake.

Suggested talking points: Secret Fourth Brother Rennis, Goopastank, The Fourth Dimension is Food, Condiment Roulette, Loose Dogs in the ’Pack

Additional music in this episode: "Infinite Peace" by Kevin MacLeod:  https://incompetech.com/.

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

MBMBaM 712: Face 2 Face: Pay the Mustard Forward

Sounds like the woke left is once again out here ruining comedy, and we’re part of the problem! We just don’t care about sitcoms like Ever-Sheldon, or Ur-Sheldon, or even Un-Sheldon. We’re too busy helping our friends reclaim their scent-based cults and getting into surprisingly heated debates about what makes the perfect walking stick.

Suggested talking points: Bury Me on the Big Bang Theory Set, Eggs in a Library, Woke Left Took My Knife Away, Wiccan How, Ringo and Rango

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

MBMBaM 711: Notice Me, Jerry Senpai

Today's episode is all about pet care! Whether your pet is a water-happy scorpion or a Sonic the Hedgehog skateboard, we'll teach your animal companion how to jump-rope correctly, get into a fight, and steal from their employer using arcade tickets. 

Suggested talking points: Chewable Matrix Pill, Plausible Ticket Deniability, Dougie and Stinky Wheel, Eye of the Jumprope, Jonathan Jump-Up

World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

MBMBaM 710: Colin from Secret Garden Energy

We've annexed the town of Chicago, our real dad, into TravNation! And we're answering all of the Wind Chime City's most pressing questions about fencing champions, Zamboni safety, and what Toad sounds like.

Suggested talking points: Child’s Hat Bag, I Feel So Flammable, Dr Blade the Sword Genius, Giant Ice Tank, Enjoy your Half a Vasectomy 

Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

MBMBaM 709: Face 2 Face: Personal Hot Dog Thermos

It’s that time of year again! April the Twentieth has become so mainstream that the stores are crowded because of all the crime sales so instead lets talk about some other important things, like how to be respected for your soup, raw broccoli, and how helicopters work.

Suggested talking points: The Implied existence of Drug Heavy Zones, Soup is Earned, Can't Make It Rain Plasma, Stank Green the Helicopter Expert, Wet Box of Non-Soup Food

Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/

MBMBaM 651: Face 2 Face: Structural Xboxes

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