In this episode, Matt describes the joy of watching crabs slowly meet their end, talks about his amazing contributions to the African Chocolate Society and makes up an entire story about why gay marriage is on the chopping block.

In this episode, Matt talks about his near death scare with the Vegan community, why trying to provide for your family in Japan is shameful and why we should all be moving to Russia to fight on the front lines.

In this episode, Matt solves the school shooter crisis (more guns), talks about his expert hacking of the Tea app, and wonders why no one else has thrown their hat into the ring of the highly competitive Japanese baking song frenzy.

In this episode, Matt celebrates the 1 year anniversary of Meat Sangria! He also talks about why the person who estimates fossil prices needs to be fired and why biting people at your job is probably not a good idea (even if you're hungry).

In this episode, Matt talks about how good it must feel to beat the living hell out of a garbage can, why stealing salads probably isn't a good way to find your husband, and how amazing Donald Trump is at writing heartfelt letters to his friends.

In this episode, Matt talks about the latest and greatest in Air Conditioning technology, why he's an expert on winning friends and influencing people and why the Epstein list may contain some shocking names (the Easter Bunny is going away for a very long time)

In this episode, Matt talks about his weak, spineless immune system, his experience as the flower girl at Jeff Bezos' wedding and why the most dangerous person in your neighborhood may be a 10 year old girl. 

In this episode, Matt talks about surviving the hellish heat wave, what to do if you fall into an active volcano and how he plans on personally creating peace in the Middle East.

In this episode, Matt talks about bumblebee mind control, why he's finally ready to ditch Verizon for Trump Mobile and why grown men buying Labubu's should be treated like child predators. 

In this episode, Matt talks about his moldy diseased air conditioner, why the sanctity of porn is being destroyed by an ambitious blonde lady and why eating microplastics might make you better in bed.