In this episode, Bernard mourns the loss of his favorite social media platform, explains why Greenlanders need to work on their curves before we should even consider invading them and tries to figure out what the heck house music is.

In this episode, Matt talks about why it may be ok to take advantage of your horny boss, how doing Ayahuasca in the woods can ruin your vacation and why people who go to Jazz bars need to grow up and live a little.

In this episode, Matt talks about spending New Year's Eve with his loved ones (strippers), why getting a BBL is the most important decision of your life, and why having a panic attack during a class presentation does not spell the end of your public speaking career.

In this episode, Matt talks about how much he enjoys being touched by his doctor, why a crappy drone from Amazon is the best Christmas present you can get and why the love of his life is just one more dating app swipe away.

In this episode, Matt talks about the return of christ (aka the McDonalds crispy chicken ranch snack wrap), why everyone- including Sydney Sweeney- has a lumpy body, and why it may be ok to give your local mega church all of your hard earned money.

In this episode, Matt talks about his new life as a 26 year old man living in a 90 year old mans body, how Luigi Mangione could have been him in another universe and why having sex with a thousand people in 24 hours is just another day on the job.

In this episode, Matt and guest Michael Lipari talk about the damage done to their brains by asthma medication, why you should never trust food at a potluck and why the best funerals are held out on the open ocean

In this episode, Matt talks about the dramatic downfall of the Hershey chocolate company, why you should make sure you're watching the correct Wicked movie and why Asian Americans just can't stay away from a good 5 star rated restaurant.

In this episode, Matt talks about the joy of jumping out of a luxury apartment building, why beauty pageants were definitely created by creepy old guys and why a pot to piss in can be full of piss already that that's perfectly ok.

In this episode, Matt talks about his luscious new mullet, why you should stop believing 20 year old country singers are hopeless romantics, and why you need to be more careful when booking an elderly magician for a halloween party.