In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the (nonexistent) drawbacks of being stabbed, as described in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the rationalization of Hit Points in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the Partial Action rules described in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about Special Abilities categories as described in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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In which I really do try to discuss the dumbest thing about the Concentration rules in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Thanks to Opal Aberdeen (https://onlyfans.com/opal_aberdeen) for invaluable contributions/obstacles to recording this episode.

And thank you, as always, to Chester Cheetah (https://www.cheetos.com/).

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In which I discuss the dumbest guys implied on page 124 in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the critical hit rules laid out in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the Fundamental Actions in Combat table in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

Steve Dee's blog post about MDC: https://dconstructions.wordpress.com/2025/08/06/ecce-homo-ecce-ludus/

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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the two-part illustration spread across pages 120 and 121 in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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In which I discuss the dumbest thing about the rules for saving throws described in Chapter Eight: Combat in the Player's Handbook for 3e Dungeons & Dragons.

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