While Mary's not being persuaded, Teege is liking this show, dare we say, a bit more than Melrose Place!  The drama, the intrigue, the underlying motivations never fully explored by the writers, it's all so fantastic!

Plot twist: Eric continues to be awful, this week seeming to pimp out his girlfriend on the hopes of getting a break in his music career.

And we learn why Sarah is so squeamish about moving too fast with David - she's holding out for her first time to be special.  

Also, some fun back story on what awful people Chaz and Hank were.  #stillspinningoff

All this, and more, on this episode of Models, Inc.!

Welp.  Reed's parents are in town, and are offering to help Jo with their baby.  How did their baby get inside Jo?  Perhaps we'll one day have to ask Dr. Shaw.

Michael is continuing through amnesia, even though there is no brain injury.  When told that she can help him by taking him to places he had been before, Kimberly promptly tells Michael they're moving.  Jane and Matt come by to get Michael's amnesiatic signature on the business papers, and Sydney is threatened with sexual assault until she confesses to murder.  

Amanda is a total bitch to Alison, moving Billy in upstairs and right next to her at work.  Never let it be said that Ms. Woodward doesn't get even.

And of course Kathy Ireland, whatever her character's name is, is continuing the plot against Jake.  Palmer ignores that fact that Jake is at home at Melrose Place, and even though Jake WORE A WIRE TO BUST PALMER WITH THE FBI, Palmer goes to see his sweet daughter, Amanda.

It was the final scene, so no word yet if it made Amanda immediately want to go hook up with Jake.  Tune in next week!

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*** RED ALERT - ***

Is it odd that "Red Alert -" provides no information after the dash?  Well then, that's just because you're not a true believer.  Mary calls in to report a hot lead - that puddle used the Melrose Place money to fund his cult, until they ultimately committed mass suicide to get on the space ship hiding behind the Halle Bopp comet.

Learn more, and confuse the FBI with your browsing history, by going to heavensgate.com

If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media using #justiceforpuddle or email your hot tip to [email protected] Together, we will #findpuddle

The key of the season has truly been found!  Carrie finds out that her son is actually alive and well, and she tries to crash into his life by having an affair with his father.  David and Sarah agree to pursue a secret relationship, since Hillary disapproves.  What could go wrong?  Two suspects in Teri's murder are identified: Hillary because Teri received a threatening note about leaving and was seen fighting with Teri on the balcony, and Carrie who had flashbacks of fighting with Teri on the balcony.  The message: don't fight on balconies.

Meanwhile Hillary lays down the law with Detective Guy and lets him know how he will and will not be allowed to investigate Hillary's people.

Y'all, this show is great!

Look - we're all adults here.  So are we going to make repeated references to the frequency with which Laura Leighton yells, "She's gonna finger me!"?  Yes.  I'm sorry.  Skip it now if this is a challenge for you.  We'll put the explicit label on.

We are back with a reminder that Amanda hates Alison, Alison's father is harassing her and her sister, the marriage to Billy is on again off again, Jake is going gay - or at least leaving women even while he fishes Kathy Ireland out of the ocean.  Jo is around, and Matt literally stands in the background while Michael claims an impossible claim: he remembers everything about being a doctor but otherwise has amnesia like Dr. Aviva Lester!

Y'all, if you've been waiting for us to get back to Melrose Place, here it is.  Season Three ... This Place 'Bout To Blow!

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Well through a lot of back and forth, we reached an agreement: Mary would watch just two episodes of Models, Inc. and Teege would review them all.  So let's get started!  We bring you this one special episode of Models, Inc. in the hopes of getting you hooked on the show not currently available for purchase on DVD, digital download, or any streaming service.  Legally.

But WOW was the show good and yes, this is Teege writing the description.  Join us for this special episode that had to be broken into three parts even though we had just one advertiser.

And if you decide to watch Models, Inc. - please, please, please, email us at [email protected].  Please tell us we are nota lone.

Each season, Teege and Mary identify the episode that they think will be the hardest for the other to argue is high art / trash.  We're living entirely in the second half of season two here.  It has everything - Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Pool Fights, Sham Weddings, Murders, Resurrections, Hot Gay Hand Holding ... everything.

Join us as we review the best, and worst, that season two had to offer.