In this episode we have Gay Cop John, Dan Cortese, Kristin Davis, and a very exciting scene involving a lamp and a hot tub. Also Nan took so long to post this episode that they cannot remember anything else to say about it. 

Thank you for your patience. - MGMT

What is time? Here at Melrose Sheltering in Place we don't know what day it is -- but luckily, time doesn't really seem to exist in the Melrose Place universe, either, really. Let's find out how to get into and out of a cult in like 3 easy episodes, shall we? 

This week, Nan learned how to edit around some technical difficulties. We finally find out how they land the baby plotline. And we get some exciting guest stars! 

We wish we were in Vegas. Instead we get to watch Sydney get kidnapped by Chris to Vegas. Sigh. Allison goes to rehab and becomes friends with The Hulk. The Great Baby Game continues. And Amanda has a very restless holiday. It's Melrose Sheltering in Place. 

And here we are, no audio problems this time. Let's see, what happens this week...

Allison's drinking problem is getting out of control. A baby is born! And also a switcheroo happens that we don't completely understand the logistics of. Matt is so good at boundaries. Billy continues to be the worst. Other stuff...it's just another day in Melrose Place. 

WARNING WARNING: The audio on this one is alllllll messed up. But we figured we'd post it anyway because what the heck. But just know that if you skip to the next episode we won't hold it against you. 

Hey y'all! Melrose Sheltering in Place is BACK! We needed a little vacation, but we return this week with an episode we actually recorded like 6 weeks ago. Which means we also cannot remember exactly what happened in this episode to write any kind of description. So let's wander together into the unknown that is this week's episodes of Melrose Place...

It's officially season 3 of Melrose Sheltering in Place, and we're definitely in soap opera land. Can't wait to meet an evil twin or something. 

Well we've come to the season 2 finale of Melrose Place. It's kind of a runaway bride situation. 

This week we FINALLY GET THE BIG KIMBERLY REVEAL and...it's a little underwhelming? Join Nan and Christopher for Melrose Sheltering in Place.