This time on Melrose Sheltering in Place...Allison's family is weird and probably bad, we don't know why BILLY AND ALLISON ARE GETTING MARRIED, Sydney and Michael are honestly made for each other, everyone is moving on up in their careers, Amanda is very clearly an oppressive boss but also there's a peeping Tom on the loose...and we finally get a big surprise we've been waiting for! Join us. 

Wondering why we're talking about the Super Bowl?! Because of many technical difficulties, this episode is getting posted more than 4 weeks since it as recorded. Oops. Anyway, welcome back to Melrose Sheltering in Place. It's been so long since we recorded this we can't remember what happened, so join us for the adventure of discovery. 

Well it's another episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place, one of a multitude of Melrose Place Podcasts because what the eff else are we going to do with the rest of our lives? This week, no one, including Billy and Allison, can figure out why Billy and Allison are still together. We can't figure out how Andrew Shue is even still on this show. Someone puts a secret compartment in the most conspicuous place. And nothing says dating like blackmail! It's MELROSE PLACE!!!!

Happy New Year! Meet the new boss, so far same as the old boss. Anyway, Nan and Christopher are back! This week at Melrose Place we have: scheming, infidelity, Don't Ask Don't Tell, a change of fortune, and a sailor who may or may not be a criminal. This show is actually getting watchable! 

Happy Holidays! This episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place we talk about what a worthless POS Billy is, Allison's mom jeans and hella 90s hair that's growing by the second, and crying in the shower. Also, it's Christmas at Melrose Place. 

Also, if you're last minute shopping for the Melrose Place lover in your life, may we suggest this lovely watercolor on Etsy? https://www.etsy.com/listing/892693852/melrose-tv-show-apt-building-watercolor

This week we add a new feature to Melrose Sheltering in Place: JORTS CORNER! Wanna know what's happening in Jorts Corner? Guess you'll have to listen. We also talk about the fact that sex work is work, doctors should pull their hair back around open wounds, and wigs! Any day now we'll be as big as the Spin Doctors. 

Welcome back to Melrose Sheltering in Place. Things are really heating up around here: Michael is sleeping with Kimberly AND Sydney and mad that Jane is sleeping with Robert. Jane is sleeping with Robert but still sad about that ding dong Michael. That's our Jane. And Matt agrees to marry Katya so she can stay in the US but then resents her for it, while Billy is very silly as usual. Join us, won't you? 

Well today is a historic day. We decided to celebrate Trump's defeat and the first woman of color vice president by recording a podcast talking about Melrose Place. We literally found out the results like 5 minutes before recording. Anyway, enough about us. This week we talk about the drinking problem that wasn't, lawyers in lust, and the battle of the sexes, 90s style. Join Nan and Christopher for another visit to Melrose Place. 

We're FINALLY AT SEASON TWO!!!!!! Ten minutes in and it's already much improved from season 1. Honestly, Hulu should just delete season 1 and call it the lost season, just like Drag Race. Anyway, join Nan and Christopher as we discuss the explosive first 3 episodes of season 2 of Melrose Place. 

As a reward for FINALLY finishing season 1, we're talking about The Unauthorized Melrose Place Story, a Lifetime movie from 2015 that tells the story of the first 3 seasons of Melrose Place in an hour-and-a-half. It's kind of like looking at an impressionist painting...or something. But you know who watches TV? THESE TWO HOT BABES. Join us, the hot babes, as we walk you through the one thing that might be stupider than Melrose Place Season 1.