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We're back with a newly expanded soundboard and a newly inflated fucking RACK and we're ready to take in the news. Owww! First, we ask the audience some pertinent questions about Steamworks and do a little bit of oversharing as a group. Then, we turn to former president Barack "Misdemeanor" Obama and analyze new findings regarding his potential faggotry. All signs point to YAAAAS!

Then, we talk about Billy Porter. So that's that. Then we discuss whether Pearl's controversial pic was blackface or not: is it blackface to imitate the people who sometimes get accused of doing blackface? Is blackface all in the lips? We inbreastigate.

Last but certainly not least, we discuss Rob Anderson's controversial Instagram stories on the hierarchy of good gay sex. {37 year old gay man voice} Do closeted guys REALLY do it better!?! 

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