Men Like That

We feel strongly about a lot of things here at Men Like That and beans are no different. I won't give away any of our juicy, juicy bean opinions right here, you'll have to listen to get that information. However, I will say that a certain place across the pond might not be too excited to hear our bean opinions.

But it isn't all bean talk on this episode. No, it may be hard to believe, but we also have some very hot takes about certain characters in the Sonic the Hedgehogverse. I should warn you though many of these Sonic takes are NSFW and I suggest listening to this episode in the privacy of your own home, with headphones on, while your children are at church. Slap on your sleepy hats and get to listening!

It’s all been leading up to this. One man’s quest for vengeance. This week Vin takes justice into his own hands. Will all his preparation lead him to victory? Will this battle give him the closure he so desperately needs? Will Joe and Brandon make any money betting on their co-host? And finally can a man punch a bus and walk away to tell the tale?

Some of these questions will be answered today, but mostly we’ll be talking about other garbage and answering other questions. Postmates some Johnny Rockets and strap in… its going to be a bumpy ride.

Let's get right to it, we have some very special guests on this episode of MLT, but they aren't here for fun. No, we're bringing on some of the most famous old men who invented light bulbs and some elephants to get to the bottom of a very serious crime. When it comes to solving murders you don't go to the cops, you come on MLT.

But things aren't all murder and gloom, this is MLT not Lincoln Rhyme: Hunt for the Bone Collector (NBC 2019)! Joe learns a new thing about cereal and the rest of us get to see the pure joy that sparks in someone when they get to learn a new, fun fact. So hold onto your loved ones, grab your weighted blanket and turn on the radio that plays podcasts because it's MLT time.

Close your eyes. Open your imagination. Now think... what would you do with all of the fame and power in the world? What would you do if you were given access to all the money this filthy planet had to offer?

These are the things we here at MLT have to discuss now that we’re on a network. What do three young and somewhat healthy men do when they’re offered the world? Who’s bath water do they buy? Don’t worry, we’ll try to stay grounded and we’ll always be here to answer your questions, but we’ll be doing it while we wear a lot more jewels from now on. So sit back, relax, and find a nice blank room to sit in... you’re gonna need it after this episode.

On October 2, 1984 Papa John’s entered our lives. 35 years later we were introduced to The Witcher on Netflix. Some people will call this a coincidence and some people will say that these two things are in no way related.

But let me ask you these questions: why are we discussing both of these things on today’s episode if they aren’t related? Furthermore how did we get some people from The Witcher-verse on our podcast? If you’re truly curious try listening to today’s episode. Don’t forget to toss a coin to your witcher and while you’re at it throw 50 pizzas at your Papa John.

The year is 2020. This is the first episode of MLT in the new decade and this time we’re doing it right.

There’s only one thing for us to do to mark the beginning of a new decade and that’s choose a new mascot. That’s right, we’re finally getting a new mascot for the pod! Who will win? Will it be someone we know and love? Or a dark and mysterious newcomer? Listen and cast your vote (it won’t count)! Oh and uh… what’s your new year’s resolution? We’ll help with it!*

(Editors Note: Vin will NOT be following the Tournament of Lies results.)

This is our last show of the year AND of the decade. Wow can you believe it? 10 whole years of MLT and they went by in a flash!

A lot happened this past decade and we’re here to pick out some of our favorite moments. Did Jeremy Renner make the list? No, of course he didn’t! Did the time we all took a tour of the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese factory and didn’t tell anyone about it make the list? You’ll have to listen for yourself to find out! Oh, and don’t worry we have help through our trip through time from some very important guests. Onward towards 2020!

If Cats did only one thing right (they actually did a million) it was making me hornier than I’ve been at a movie since Chocolat! I give this sumptuous treat for the mind, eyes, and wiener 2 paws WAY up!” …I scribble in my journal.

Every year here at MLT HQ we play a rousing game of White Elephant to celebrate the holiday season. This year we’ve invited friends to make it more exciting and because more friends means more gifts!

We’ll be taking some questions about the holidays and even some about that fat man you all crave in December. So crack open a barrel of your favorite nog, download a Yule log, and pump up the volume. It’s the MLT Holiday Extravaganza (kinda).

We’re feeling strong, stronger than ever actually. Our minds are working overtime and we’re ready to help anyone and everyone with whatever they need. We are your collective fathers, we are here to show you how the world works and make sure no harm comes to you. Believe in us as we have always believed in you.

We also want to keep you warm in the coming months now that there’s a chill in the air. That’s why we’re flying south where the air’s a little thicker, the sun’s a little warmer, and the fruit is just a little juicier. Let’s get our good boots on and go for a ride.

Ah, the holidays are upon us. Thanksgiving is a time for family and friends and Friends and Friends with Benefits starring Justin Timberlake. The holidays are a busy time though so sometimes it’s good to just sit back with your loved ones and remember the good times.

Join as we reminisce about some of our favorite times together. Come with us down memory lane and let’s see what we can find. Remember when we weren’t aware of how bad a person Jeremy Renner actually was? Remember when Joe, Vin, and Brandon promised their niece they’d go to her sweet 16 the SAME night they had a date with the girl who works at Blockbuster? Sit back, relax, get some turkey and maybe we’ll remember your favorite MLT moment.