Greetings Trashlings!

We are in the throws of eclipse season, mercury is stationing to go retrograde, and all bets are off! Molly’s pharmacy is closed & her wine delivery is hilariously late. Sara lambasts content calendars & gets booked on a dope stand-up comedy show at The Stand May 10 9pm!  (come if you're in NY!) Speaking of comedy shows...

5:48 Chapelle gets tackled on stage by a demented audience member. One benefit of how bad the security was is that despite the fact that “all phones were confiscated” we have a huge amount of video footage - and a guy in the front row with a “gun.”  Is it ok to beat the shit out of him? Is this Will Smith’s fault? 

12:00 This is the flavor of the Taurus / Scorpio eclipse energy

13:00 Stand-Up is creepy-people-ville  

20:00 Is the trend of celebrities talking about their mental health more damaging than good? Ireland Baldwin has cardiophobia & generally Hollywood kids have no gratitude.  Are there any happy rich people? Do rich people know they’re rich? Scorpio / Taurus eclipse portal is pulling back the curtain on the relationship between safety and the power structures. “Death” is imminent before rebirth.  Make a gratitude list!

28:00 “When will things get better?” 

31:55 MET Gala days later, the only thing that stands out is the Marilyn M - now Kim K dress, and the biggest takeaway is eye-brows. A Kim K gala-hair conspiracy theory, Marilyn Monroe mythology & comparisons, and a hot-take from friend of the pod @kardashian_kolloquium

53:00 Everyone’s talking about how everyone’s NOT talking about Kim’s diet and the leaked Roe v Wade draft.  Sara’s the only person so far reported to have been motivated by Kim’s event crash diet  & friend of the pod @MichColl steals the show with post met gala content! 

56:00 The MET Gala costume police need to chill out.  Kourtney K is the only person who should be arrested for thinking she's too cool for school. Maise Williams wins best-of no-eyebrows. Julia Fox should be Bella Hadid's stylist if not a fashion star in her own right.  Hang in there Julia, your time at the MET Gala is coming!  

58:39 Kim’s new Pete personality and … old dildo?

1:05:50 Come to @themoonual 5/16 to discuss the past, present, and future of Roe v. Wade according to astrology - new time 5pm est! 

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