Do you accept Satan as your dark lord and savior? Would you like to reconsider? Death. Blackness. Blackety dark black darkness deathitudinal black dark deathness. We have taken The Oath and get down to the nitty-gritty about Death Metal Black Metal and all those evil areas in between. Join us as we spread the thighs of the music world, stirrup some trouble, and probe the dark earth and beyond. 

Listen up OLD MAN -- you're sitting around in your trailer thinking "There's no new metal!" Well, you're wrong, fatty. Dead wrong. Zombie dead-ass wrong. Check out Eyes of the Living -- A brutal metal outfit from Philadelphia. In this episode, our Middle-Aged Metal-Heads check in with Tim Swisher and Chris Moore to see where they're from, where they're going, and what's next for Philly's own Eyes of the Living. 

Our intrepid METALHEADS embark on a mission to create the ultimate festival. Using a draft format designed by evil GameMaster John Hardin, we built five festival from the ground up. Which one would you attend? Step right up, Middle-Aged Metal-Heads. It's goin down. 

Everyone has a fave that nobody knows. Guess what? Nobody knows yours either if you don't give us a call and tell us! 

Who's your number one? Who's the best? Did we pick your best singer? You'll never know if you don't listen. Come check it out as our MAMHs drop the names of their TOP THREE singers of all time. 

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What were you doing in 1985? If you were a Middle-Aged Metal-Head, you were probably heading to High School give-or-take a few years. This episode tackles the tough times of Live Aid, New Coke, and all that mess that was just a distraction from the real deal of 1985 -- THE METAL. Tune in, drop out, dive in, and freak with us this week. Leave us a 5 STAR review and get a friend to start listening. Boom.