“Bunch of electricity going up her ass. That’s probably what happened. It could have burned. It probably burned her from the inside. It probably baked that thing. Cooked her colon.”

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What happens when you mix a high-powered magnet with a “rectal passenger”? Total medical carnage. We’re unpacking the FDA report of the year.

But that’s not even the most offensive thing we saw this week. Jerry Kogel sent us a news clip of a “fur daddy” in the Palisades who is more upset about a Pomeranian named Oreo than his house burning to the ground. He’s literally walking through fire zones with a squeaky toy. We’re losing the war with China, folks.

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