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âBunch of electricity going up her ass. Thatâs probably what happened. It could have burned. It probably burned her from the inside. It probably baked that thing. Cooked her colon.â
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Could you stay calm if your dog was missing while your house burned down? Question of the day!
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âBunch of electricity going up her ass. Thatâs probably what happened. It could have burned. It probably burned her from the inside. It probably baked that thing. Cooked her colon.â
[Sponsor: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE â Code CHRIA20 for 20% off]
What happens when you mix a high-powered magnet with a ârectal passengerâ? Total medical carnage. Weâre unpacking the FDA report of the year.
But thatâs not even the most offensive thing we saw this week. Jerry Kogel sent us a news clip of a âfur daddyâ in the Palisades who is more upset about a Pomeranian named Oreo than his house burning to the ground. Heâs literally walking through fire zones with a squeaky toy. Weâre losing the war with China, folks.
Want tomorrowâs episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads? One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere:
âș Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comâș Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe âș Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshow
Want the throwback episode + live chat? Full version on Rumble â [https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshow]
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