When he was a student at Wesleyan University, he worked in the kitchen; today he's Wesleyan's president. "When I walk into the kitchen, although I'm the old guy who used to work there, it's like I'm the monarch coming in with his entourage. Even if I'm by myself, I feel like they're looking at me suspiciously." Uneasy lies the head that wields the mop. Or used to.