Midnight Sunburn

This week Jenna & Kat spend the first part of the episode taste testing the candy corn Thanksgiving dinner set and content warning: it's terrible. There's mouth sounds, but it's funny don't worry. There's also some Midnight Sun content, or something? Edward is happy and horny, like Jasper apparently.

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This week Jenna & Kat are silly and they know it. They learn more about vampire anatomy than anyone ever thought possible, and that's surprisingly not a dick joke. They also do their best Austin Powers impressions, again. Edward is happy, horny, and disappointed in them.

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This week Jenna & Kat take a leisurely drive home from the meadow situation and discuss lemonade cap evacuations, character backstories and whether or not god made vampires. Edward is finally happy AND horny - but not horny enough for Jenna...

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This week Jenna & Kat literally can not handle the meadow situation. We can't. After all this time...It's here, it's happening and there are at least 24 pages devoted to his emotions. Edward is horny, sad, and sparkles in a way we can finally understand.

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This week Jenna & Kat have standing desk energy! It's election night and we deserve a little meadow, as a treat. Edward is still sad and horny but now he's wearing a sleeveless button down shirt. Apparently.

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This week Jenna & Kat prepare their bodies for 'Sparkle Crisis 2005', which is totally not a metaphor for election night. Daddy Carlisle is here and surprise he's actually William Dafoe from the Lighthouse. Edward is still sad, scared, and (s)horny. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat discuss the micro-managed sex lives of Alice and Jasper, prepare their bodies for the meadow situation and present their newest monstrosity: the Midnight Sunburn Fanmix. And don't worry, it's totally got 'Faith' by Fred Durst. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat learn EVERYTHING about Bella's favorite intellectual properties! Jenna reveals she is a literal monster - but don't worry, she's doing it all for the ****. Edward is still horny but less sad about it. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna and Kat are sitting on the floor which can only mean one thing: another weird episode! They try to recount a rather boring chapter and contemplate the pros and cons of cold meat. Edward is more horny than sad.

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This week Jenna and Kat listen in as Edward listens in to everyone's thoughts about Bella. They theorize on the lemonade cap's final resting place and address the Lanny in the room.

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